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March 23, 2008 :: collapse in defeat collapse in defeat

March 23, 2008 :: collapse in defeat collapse in defeat

March 19, 2008 :: eat every cupcake eat every cupcake

February 18, 2008 :: - -

February 18, 2008 :: - -

February 18, 2008 :: - -

April 29, 2007 :: back from rehab back from rehab

April 04, 2007 :: - -

March 31, 2007 :: - -

March 13, 2007 :: I bet that you look good on the dance floor I bet that you look good on the dance floor

March 11, 2007 :: confection non grata confection non grata

September 20, 2006 :: don don

September 10, 2006 :: Busy Work Busy Work

August 27, 2006 :: bio diesel bio diesel

May 24, 2006 :: t-h-a-t t-h-a-t

May 20, 2006 :: iDate iDate

May 11, 2006 :: everywhere you want to be everywhere you want to be

April 30, 2006 :: slow drip insomnia slow drip insomnia

April 26, 2006 :: put a cap in it put a cap in it

April 14, 2006 :: take a little note take a little note

April 12, 2006 :: "I guess I might be a C-minus Christian, but I am one." --Johnny Cash "I guess I might be a C-minus Christian, but I am one." --Johnny Cash

April 08, 2006 :: birds and crickets and bats (oh my) birds and crickets and bats (oh my)

March 26, 2006 :: one, two punch one, two punch

March 15, 2006 :: beware the ides of march beware the ides of march

March 14, 2006 :: those who deserve neither liberty nor security those who deserve neither liberty nor security

March 12, 2006 :: Caustically Optimistic Caustically Optimistic

March 10, 2006 :: I think they’re wrong, wait and see I think they’re wrong, wait and see

March 04, 2006 :: ring through my ears and sting my eyes ring through my ears and sting my eyes

March 01, 2006 :: dig for your dinner dig for your dinner

February 25, 2006 :: “Through the internet, things you will see, other places, the future, the past...old friends long gone…” “Through the internet, things you will see, other places, the future, the past...old friends long gone…”

February 23, 2006 :: A Return to the Mother Ship A Return to the Mother Ship

February 22, 2006 :: Paula Abdul takes what she can get Paula Abdul takes what she can get

February 21, 2006 :: There is no honor among thieves There is no honor among thieves

February 18, 2006 :: - -

February 04, 2006 :: I, Spritopias I, Spritopias

January 24, 2006 :: snow day resolutions snow day resolutions

January 04, 2006 :: there's always one there's always one

January 03, 2006 :: faux haute faux haute

December 29, 2005 :: DON'T DON'T

December 27, 2005 :: it resembled master yoda, not at all it resembled master yoda, not at all

December 27, 2005 :: it resembled master yoda, not at all it resembled master yoda, not at all

December 21, 2005 :: choking hazard choking hazard

December 14, 2005 :: CE if you’re Hebrew CE if you’re Hebrew

December 05, 2005 :: Science in the Kitchen Science in the Kitchen

December 03, 2005 :: nice girls don't do that nice girls don't do that

December 01, 2005 :: my brother knows a man who met someone who knows Mel Gibson my brother knows a man who met someone who knows Mel Gibson

November 28, 2005 :: there'd be days like this? there'd be days like this?

November 18, 2005 :: Double Header Double Header

November 15, 2005 :: But, you know I’m yours But, you know I’m yours

November 07, 2005 :: stastics stastics

October 30, 2005 :: Halloween Scare Halloween Scare

October 27, 2005 :: the diarists step out the diarists step out

October 21, 2005 :: Anti Semantic Anti Semantic

October 21, 2005 :: Anti Semantic Anti Semantic

October 15, 2005 :: So much for believing: “the fat guy doesn’t win.” So much for believing: “the fat guy doesn’t win.”

October 08, 2005 :: Oh, Crap Oh, Crap

October 06, 2005 :: the exception proves the rule the exception proves the rule

October 04, 2005 :: if you want to destroy my sweater if you want to destroy my sweater

October 04, 2005 :: if you want to destroy my sweater if you want to destroy my sweater

October 03, 2005 :: harriet miers harriet miers

October 02, 2005 :: B.F. Skinner Came to Dinner B.F. Skinner Came to Dinner

October 02, 2005 :: B.F. Skinner Came to Dinner B.F. Skinner Came to Dinner

October 02, 2005 :: grad school ain't easy grad school ain't easy

September 21, 2005 :: the dork side of the force the dork side of the force

September 17, 2005 :: first week of school first week of school

September 10, 2005 :: livestrong livestrong

September 01, 2005 :: Hurricane Katrina - Political Reaction Hurricane Katrina - Political Reaction

August 29, 2005 :: before the cream sits out too long before the cream sits out too long

August 28, 2005 :: August 28, 2005 August 28, 2005

August 27, 2005 :: adventures in capitalism adventures in capitalism

August 25, 2005 :: conduct unbecoming conduct unbecoming

August 22, 2005 :: Discretion is the larger part of valor Discretion is the larger part of valor

August 22, 2005 :: Discretion is the larger part of valor Discretion is the larger part of valor

August 19, 2005 :: I rock the fetish, people you know who I am I rock the fetish, people you know who I am

August 16, 2005 :: We Hold These Truths To Be Self-Evident We Hold These Truths To Be Self-Evident

August 12, 2005 :: in black and white in black and white

August 10, 2005 :: nihil ad rem nihil ad rem

August 09, 2005 :: in praesenti in praesenti

August 08, 2005 :: French Women DO Get Fat French Women DO Get Fat

August 06, 2005 :: bells will be ringing bells will be ringing

August 05, 2005 :: Dukes of Hazard Dukes of Hazard

August 03, 2005 :: TRAKTOR TRAKTOR

August 01, 2005 :: thirty-one flavors of "save ferris" thirty-one flavors of "save ferris"

July 31, 2005 :: You said, “I love you.” I love me, too. You said, “I love you.” I love me, too.

July 29, 2005 :: Mission Accomplished Mission Accomplished

July 17, 2005 :: the half blood trick the half blood trick

July 14, 2005 :: Road Trip Road Trip

July 06, 2005 :: Haircut Rules Haircut Rules

June 28, 2005 :: national shortage national shortage

June 26, 2005 :: Declaration of Independence Declaration of Independence

June 19, 2005 :: Hunting Rabbits Hunting Rabbits

June 18, 2005 :: Dinner Party Dinner Party

June 17, 2005 :: Read Aloud Time Read Aloud Time

June 17, 2005 :: Making Donald Rumsfeld Proud Making Donald Rumsfeld Proud

June 16, 2005 :: Madeline Stories Madeline Stories

June 16, 2005 :: watch out (here I come) watch out (here I come)

June 14, 2005 :: And Now With SPLENDA! And Now With SPLENDA!

June 13, 2005 :: Workin' My Way Back to You, Babe Workin' My Way Back to You, Babe

June 12, 2005 :: Canada. Oh Canada! Canada. Oh Canada!

June 11, 2005 :: I Think, Therefore IKEA I Think, Therefore IKEA

June 11, 2005 :: Now with Splenda! Now with Splenda!

June 08, 2005 :: the tides gonna turn and its all gonna roll your way the tides gonna turn and its all gonna roll your way

June 06, 2005 :: a head the size of texas a head the size of texas

June 06, 2005 :: numbers numbers

June 04, 2005 :: All the paintings on the tomb, they do the same dance – don’t you know? All the paintings on the tomb, they do the same dance – don’t you know?

June 02, 2005 :: Sally Dally Did Sally Dally Did

June 01, 2005 :: fille a la maison fille a la maison

May 31, 2005 :: just be nice to the munchkins, they'll be nice to you just be nice to the munchkins, they'll be nice to you

May 30, 2005 :: tastic tastic

May 29, 2005 :: President of Diary Land, King of the Nerds President of Diary Land, King of the Nerds

May 28, 2005 :: hook and line (everytime) hook and line (everytime)

May 28, 2005 :: nuclear street cred nuclear street cred

May 27, 2005 :: Purveyor of Fine Whine Purveyor of Fine Whine

May 26, 2005 :: chest pains chest pains

May 25, 2005 :: certainly take hers certainly take hers

May 24, 2005 :: phantom of the spritopias phantom of the spritopias

May 23, 2005 :: Madagascar Madagascar

May 23, 2005 :: Morning Radio Morning Radio

May 22, 2005 :: still learning things I oughta know by now still learning things I oughta know by now

May 21, 2005 :: Boo Already, Already Boo Already, Already

May 20, 2005 :: field day field day

May 19, 2005 :: sun burnt & spent sun burnt & spent

May 18, 2005 :: Today, for no reason the subject of conversation in my class was grits. Today, for no reason the subject of conversation in my class was grits.

May 16, 2005 :: "thalidomide victim" "thalidomide victim"

May 15, 2005 :: Back when it meant something to be a Jedi Back when it meant something to be a Jedi

May 15, 2005 :: I lost my fortune, but it said something about being 'flexible' in bed (with monkeys) I lost my fortune, but it said something about being 'flexible' in bed (with monkeys)

May 12, 2005 :: The Battle For Everything The Battle For Everything

May 11, 2005 :: reign of terror reign of terror

May 10, 2005 :: 333? is that some sort of lazy armegeddon? 333? is that some sort of lazy armegeddon?

May 08, 2005 :: the toughest glue on planet earth the toughest glue on planet earth

May 06, 2005 :: Do the chickens have large talons? Do the chickens have large talons?

May 04, 2005 :: teacher appreciation teacher appreciation

May 02, 2005 :: I keep working my way back to dying in your arms tonight I keep working my way back to dying in your arms tonight

May 01, 2005 :: habemus managerium habemus managerium

April 29, 2005 :: I invented Al Gore (because 'Good' is dumb) I invented Al Gore (because 'Good' is dumb)

April 27, 2005 :: he's not talking to me he's not talking to me

April 27, 2005 :: no one cares for you a smidge when you're in an orphanage no one cares for you a smidge when you're in an orphanage

April 26, 2005 :: Spritopias: the Anti Job Spritopias: the Anti Job

April 25, 2005 :: All this, all this can be yours. All this, all this can be yours.

April 25, 2005 :: and doin' it well and doin' it well

April 25, 2005 :: Christmas in April! Christmas in April!

April 24, 2005 :: To protect us both from the Museum, the accurate directions were hidden from us. The Museum knew, as I did, if Spritopias & Co. were to have any culture it would be a threat to them. That is why the museum’s location remains safely anonymous. To protect us both from the Museum, the accurate directions were hidden from us. The Museum knew, as I did, if Spritopias & Co. were to have any culture it would be a threat to them. That is why the museum’s location remains safely anonymous.

April 22, 2005 :: the day the music died the day the music died

April 21, 2005 :: (I'm a driver, I'm a winner… things are gonna change, I can feel it) (I'm a driver, I'm a winner… things are gonna change, I can feel it)

April 20, 2005 :: not this time: make him eat his words not this time: make him eat his words

April 20, 2005 :: Spritopias XVI Spritopias XVI

April 18, 2005 :: anthony michael hall anthony michael hall

April 17, 2005 :: getting lost in you is better than being alone getting lost in you is better than being alone

April 15, 2005 :: leading people into sin leading people into sin

April 13, 2005 :: that's normal for a woman your age that's normal for a woman your age

April 12, 2005 :: four with the left, four with the right, then eight times with both four with the left, four with the right, then eight times with both

April 12, 2005 :: start & land on the balls of the feet start & land on the balls of the feet

April 10, 2005 :: Duchess of Cornwallio Duchess of Cornwallio

April 10, 2005 :: Sprite2K Sprite2K

April 08, 2005 :: get your donkey out of here get your donkey out of here

April 08, 2005 :: Fowl Language Fowl Language

April 07, 2005 :: I dream of dreaming I dream of dreaming

April 06, 2005 :: skip your break today skip your break today

April 06, 2005 :: haunted by the ghost of gregory hines haunted by the ghost of gregory hines

April 05, 2005 :: Today, we pass through the realm of Golf Widow Today, we pass through the realm of Golf Widow

April 04, 2005 :: it's just that it's just that

April 03, 2005 :: *Names have been changed to protect the culpable *Names have been changed to protect the culpable

April 03, 2005 :: well done, thou good and faithful servant well done, thou good and faithful servant

March 31, 2005 :: “Why can’t we all just get along?” “Why can’t we all just get along?”

March 30, 2005 :: so much for "the fat guy never wins" so much for "the fat guy never wins"

March 29, 2005 :: hold on to your crass hold on to your crass

March 28, 2005 :: like a newborn baby, it just happens everyday like a newborn baby, it just happens everyday

March 27, 2005 :: Happy Easter! Happy Easter!

March 26, 2005 :: the lesser of two weavels the lesser of two weavels

March 24, 2005 :: please, do not cloud the issues with facts please, do not cloud the issues with facts

March 21, 2005 :: not for me it wasn't not for me it wasn't

March 20, 2005 :: he might even finish after the fat kid he might even finish after the fat kid

March 20, 2005 :: my gambling problem my gambling problem

March 20, 2005 :: Andrew, what's up? Andrew, what's up?

March 18, 2005 :: she's fine she's fine

March 18, 2005 :: my sister, the dork my sister, the dork

March 14, 2005 :: Okay, I’m a liar. But I don’t exaggerate. Okay, I’m a liar. But I don’t exaggerate.

March 14, 2005 :: The Surgeon General reports that Blue Grass has corrosive effects on the human brain The Surgeon General reports that Blue Grass has corrosive effects on the human brain

March 13, 2005 :: some times are golden, then fade away some times are golden, then fade away

March 13, 2005 :: in two months in two months

March 12, 2005 :: GNFPWLBN GNFPWLBN

March 11, 2005 :: Whoever Billy Jean was written about must feel like an ass Whoever Billy Jean was written about must feel like an ass

March 10, 2005 :: a cut above the rest a cut above the rest

March 08, 2005 :: a short ride a short ride

March 07, 2005 :: cartoon hair birthday cartoon hair birthday

March 04, 2005 :: Free At Last Free At Last

March 03, 2005 :: Uranus! Uranus!

March 03, 2005 :: how many carbs does a human baby have? how many carbs does a human baby have?

March 01, 2005 :: February 31st must be a date on the calendar in Canada, because is sure is not a day here in Connecticut. Andrew, who runs Diary Land, insists that February 31st exists. February 31st must be a date on the calendar in Canada, because is sure is not a day here in Connecticut. Andrew, who runs Diary Land, insists that February 31st exists.

February 28, 2005 :: it's pronounced 'guacamole' it's pronounced 'guacamole'

February 27, 2005 :: I've just lost a lot of respect for the other white meat I've just lost a lot of respect for the other white meat

February 27, 2005 :: If there was a retarded Oscar, I would I win, hands down, kick his (butt) If there was a retarded Oscar, I would I win, hands down, kick his (butt)

February 26, 2005 :: just like condi just like condi

February 26, 2005 :: just like condi just like condi

February 26, 2005 :: you can't do that on spritopias you can't do that on spritopias

February 25, 2005 :: small disappointment after a long wait small disappointment after a long wait

February 25, 2005 :: "working" for a "living" "working" for a "living"

February 24, 2005 :: never caught dead never caught dead

February 23, 2005 :: Violet Beauregarde Violet Beauregarde

February 23, 2005 :: yeah, what he said yeah, what he said

February 22, 2005 :: amber alert: someone took my stunt double amber alert: someone took my stunt double

February 22, 2005 :: Besides, the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway. Besides, the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway.

February 22, 2005 :: the straight and narrow-minded the straight and narrow-minded

February 21, 2005 :: the ice rink in hell is open for business the ice rink in hell is open for business

February 21, 2005 :: On the second day, Spritopias rested On the second day, Spritopias rested

February 20, 2005 :: in which everything makes sense in which everything makes sense

February 20, 2005 :: On the first day, Spritopias made the mess bigger On the first day, Spritopias made the mess bigger

February 19, 2005 :: Good News Good News

February 18, 2005 :: it cuts like a knife it cuts like a knife

February 18, 2005 :: What happens at Winn-Dixie, Stays at Winn-Dixie What happens at Winn-Dixie, Stays at Winn-Dixie

February 18, 2005 :: personality goes a long way personality goes a long way

February 17, 2005 :: the traditional enemy of reason the traditional enemy of reason

February 17, 2005 :: Jesus from Jamaica Jesus from Jamaica

February 16, 2005 :: Martin Sheen played Kennedy, but never Jesus Martin Sheen played Kennedy, but never Jesus

February 16, 2005 :: cyclone update cyclone update

February 15, 2005 :: the unofficial sponsor of the junk in my trunk the unofficial sponsor of the junk in my trunk

February 14, 2005 :: in the hands of God in the hands of God

February 13, 2005 :: for the Jedi it is time to eat as well for the Jedi it is time to eat as well

February 13, 2005 :: exile countdown exile countdown

February 12, 2005 :: 100 Things 100 Things

February 12, 2005 :: Princess Leia Earmuffs Princess Leia Earmuffs

February 12, 2005 :: slept in, running hard slept in, running hard

February 12, 2005 :: angry for no reason angry for no reason

February 11, 2005 :: You wouldn’t want to walk up to the WRONG five hundred pound man You wouldn’t want to walk up to the WRONG five hundred pound man

February 10, 2005 :: shut up bill gates shut up bill gates

February 10, 2005 :: missed conveniences missed conveniences

February 10, 2005 :: snow like hell, please snow like hell, please

February 08, 2005 :: I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty

February 07, 2005 :: I gotta hottie body but my attitude is potty I gotta hottie body but my attitude is potty

February 06, 2005 :: less than super super bowl sunday less than super super bowl sunday

February 05, 2005 :: leperchaun! score! leperchaun! score!

February 05, 2005 :: This is a great place to hide the bodies This is a great place to hide the bodies

February 04, 2005 :: don't snow unless there is something in it for me don't snow unless there is something in it for me

February 03, 2005 :: If they gave out medals for humility, no one would wear them. If they gave out medals for humility, no one would wear them.

February 03, 2005 :: I’m only a man in a silly red sheet I’m only a man in a silly red sheet

February 02, 2005 :: did he just pronounce 'nuclear' correctly? did he just pronounce 'nuclear' correctly?

February 01, 2005 :: “I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek!” “I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek!”

February 01, 2005 :: Accountablity - February 2005 Accountablity - February 2005

January 31, 2005 :: Condoleezza isn't a made up name? Condoleezza isn't a made up name?

January 30, 2005 :: In which I blame Irish Eyes In which I blame Irish Eyes

January 30, 2005 :: I'm wrong (again) I'm wrong (again)

January 30, 2005 :: The ‘f’ word The ‘f’ word

January 29, 2005 :: a tool, not a weapon a tool, not a weapon

January 29, 2005 :: DFYS DFYS

January 28, 2005 :: in which I support Howard Dean in which I support Howard Dean

January 27, 2005 :: inane achievement inane achievement

January 27, 2005 :: another entry where I blame Golf Widow another entry where I blame Golf Widow

January 26, 2005 :: you taklin' to me? you taklin' to me?

January 26, 2005 :: Ask and you shall receive. Ask and you shall receive.

January 25, 2005 :: George Foreman, meh George Foreman, meh

January 25, 2005 :: up early, get going up early, get going

January 24, 2005 :: black ants in raspberry jell-o black ants in raspberry jell-o

January 24, 2005 :: those who can't those who can't

January 24, 2005 :: Mid Day Update Mid Day Update

January 23, 2005 :: iTunes celebrity play list iTunes celebrity play list

January 23, 2005 :: shoveling shoveling

January 23, 2005 :: snow day snow day

January 22, 2005 :: (it is) Friday (somewhere) Finds (it is) Friday (somewhere) Finds

January 22, 2005 :: food emergency averted food emergency averted

January 22, 2005 :: twenty-five? twenty-five?

January 21, 2005 :: my friend nicole my friend nicole

January 20, 2005 :: did I just say that? did I just say that?

January 20, 2005 :: I'm glad you lost I'm glad you lost

January 20, 2005 :: inauguration day inauguration day

January 19, 2005 :: monk monk

January 19, 2005 :: 4:45 AM 4:45 AM

January 18, 2005 :: "You should know by now that when he uses the air quotes he is getting ready to be sarcastic!" – Victoria, Queen of Fourth Graders "You should know by now that when he uses the air quotes he is getting ready to be sarcastic!" – Victoria, Queen of Fourth Graders

January 16, 2005 :: no one else wants it now no one else wants it now

January 15, 2005 :: It is the most disgusting, non-lethal Nobel Peace Prize winner It is the most disgusting, non-lethal Nobel Peace Prize winner

January 15, 2005 :: music to be appreciated by the thirsty music to be appreciated by the thirsty

January 15, 2005 :: painfully stupid parents painfully stupid parents

January 14, 2005 :: Friday Finds - 01/14/05 Friday Finds - 01/14/05

January 14, 2005 :: Yes, Virginia, there is a spoon. Yes, Virginia, there is a spoon.

January 14, 2005 :: exceptionally tame school day exceptionally tame school day

January 13, 2005 :: hopefully by tuesday hopefully by tuesday

January 13, 2005 :: whose nuts? donuts. whose nuts? donuts.

January 13, 2005 :: the last p stands for ‘property’ the last p stands for ‘property’

January 12, 2005 :: thinking tickles thinking tickles

January 12, 2005 :: early morning telephone call early morning telephone call

January 11, 2005 :: the short people stand together the short people stand together

January 11, 2005 :: have a great tuesday have a great tuesday

January 10, 2005 :: We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Snark for an Important Announcement... We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Snark for an Important Announcement...

January 10, 2005 :: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.

January 09, 2005 :: all you need is...spritopias? all you need is...spritopias?

January 08, 2005 :: day three diet tips day three diet tips

January 08, 2005 :: another survey (fron Irish Eyes Seventy) another survey (fron Irish Eyes Seventy)

January 08, 2005 :: If you’re the Avon Lady, you’re too late! If you’re the Avon Lady, you’re too late!

January 08, 2005 :: Rosemary Kennedy Rosemary Kennedy

January 08, 2005 :: The World Stops Without Yvonne The World Stops Without Yvonne

January 08, 2005 :: give me a break, give me a break give me a break, give me a break

January 07, 2005 :: every once in a while there is an entry that could change the world - this is not it every once in a while there is an entry that could change the world - this is not it

January 07, 2005 :: Friday Finds - 01/07/05 Friday Finds - 01/07/05

January 07, 2005 :: live to write another day live to write another day

January 07, 2005 :: a short comment on Jay Leno a short comment on Jay Leno

January 06, 2005 :: you really stuck that landing you really stuck that landing

January 06, 2005 :: extra saturday extra saturday

January 06, 2005 :: the day before tomorrow the day before tomorrow

January 05, 2005 :: Springsteen & Madonna (way before Nirvana) Springsteen & Madonna (way before Nirvana)

January 05, 2005 :: many people don't follow the news but follow the stars many people don't follow the news but follow the stars

January 04, 2005 :: eagles rather than doves eagles rather than doves

January 04, 2005 :: chicken noodle droop chicken noodle droop

January 04, 2005 :: still preoccupied with 1985? still preoccupied with 1985?

January 03, 2005 :: GolfWidowPolooza GolfWidowPolooza

January 03, 2005 :: because I was bored because I was bored

January 03, 2005 :: I would give you your horoscope, but it would only enrage you more I would give you your horoscope, but it would only enrage you more

January 02, 2005 :: reading is for amatuers reading is for amatuers

January 02, 2005 :: Compassionate Conservative Compassionate Conservative

January 02, 2005 :: wake up kids, we’ve got the dreamer’s disease wake up kids, we’ve got the dreamer’s disease

January 01, 2005 :: two quarters in the swear jar two quarters in the swear jar

January 01, 2005 :: happy new year happy new year

December 31, 2004 :: 2004 Retrospective 2004 Retrospective

December 30, 2004 :: Wall of Lame Wall of Lame

December 30, 2004 :: Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20) You've always said that if you had to do it all over again, you wouldn't change a thing, so expect the eternal return of a morass of mediocrity followed by an untimely death. Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20) You've always said that if you had to do it all over again, you wouldn't change a thing, so expect the eternal return of a morass of mediocrity followed by an untimely death.

December 28, 2004 :: faux kipp? faux kipp?

December 27, 2004 :: back in my day they'd pronounce him dead when they saw him tying a rope around his leg back in my day they'd pronounce him dead when they saw him tying a rope around his leg

December 27, 2004 :: I dare you to fire a missle at me! I dare you to fire a missle at me!

December 26, 2004 :: 96% of American Kids recognize Ronald Mc Donald but only 46% recognize President Bush 96% of American Kids recognize Ronald Mc Donald but only 46% recognize President Bush

December 24, 2004 :: just give me what I want & no one gets hurt just give me what I want & no one gets hurt

December 24, 2004 :: 1900 years after it took place 1900 years after it took place

December 23, 2004 :: back to our regularly scheduled spritopias back to our regularly scheduled spritopias

December 22, 2004 :: mullet hunting mullet hunting

December 21, 2004 :: there's no one else who needs to know (she tells herself) there's no one else who needs to know (she tells herself)

December 19, 2004 :: 4th Connecticut Appreciation Tour 4th Connecticut Appreciation Tour

December 17, 2004 :: don’t bring me your figgie pudding. don’t bring me your figgie pudding.

December 17, 2004 :: that's the last time I buy something on eBay that's the last time I buy something on eBay

December 16, 2004 :: finals, don't miss 'em finals, don't miss 'em

December 15, 2004 :: So this, kids, is where the Ides of December got me. So this, kids, is where the Ides of December got me.

December 15, 2004 :: it is still the ides of december - we are not out of the woods it is still the ides of december - we are not out of the woods

December 15, 2004 :: beware the ides of december beware the ides of december

December 14, 2004 :: please return your seats to the uptight position please return your seats to the uptight position

December 13, 2004 :: don't trade your passion for glory don't trade your passion for glory

December 13, 2004 :: & you and I, we’ll never die & you and I, we’ll never die

December 10, 2004 :: Our Nativity Features a Stuffed Pig Our Nativity Features a Stuffed Pig

December 10, 2004 :: it's off to work I go it's off to work I go

December 09, 2004 :: STD STD

December 09, 2004 :: results certified results certified

December 09, 2004 :: so tired so tired

December 07, 2004 :: Chanukah Chanukah

December 07, 2004 :: We can hardly stand the wait, please Christmas don’t be late! We can hardly stand the wait, please Christmas don’t be late!

December 06, 2004 :: sister hazel sister hazel

December 06, 2004 :: if you can't stand the heat if you can't stand the heat

December 06, 2004 :: Bring me Marilyn Milan! Bring me Marilyn Milan!

December 05, 2004 :: sunday is for pimping sunday is for pimping

December 05, 2004 :: Have you had YOUR break today? Have you had YOUR break today?

December 04, 2004 :: frosty the snow man frosty the snow man

December 04, 2004 :: Friday Finds – a day late & a dollar short Friday Finds – a day late & a dollar short

December 03, 2004 :: T Minus 22 Days T Minus 22 Days

December 02, 2004 :: T minus 23 days T minus 23 days

December 02, 2004 :: I eat the tiny bananas for a sense of accomplishment I eat the tiny bananas for a sense of accomplishment

December 02, 2004 :: Can the child within my heart rise above? Can the child within my heart rise above?

December 01, 2004 :: T minus 24 days T minus 24 days

December 01, 2004 :: And his heart grew two sizes that day… And his heart grew two sizes that day…

December 01, 2004 :: The Worst of December The Worst of December

November 30, 2004 :: The National Association for the Advancement of Kipp The National Association for the Advancement of Kipp

November 30, 2004 :: diet or die? diet or die?

November 30, 2004 :: a funk-soul cash cow a funk-soul cash cow

November 29, 2004 :: this is the entry where I use the biggest letters I have to say 'bitch' and offend a demographic of which I am a part this is the entry where I use the biggest letters I have to say 'bitch' and offend a demographic of which I am a part

November 28, 2004 :: I know I won't be leaving here (with you) I know I won't be leaving here (with you)

November 27, 2004 :: Ten Years Ago, Today Ten Years Ago, Today

November 27, 2004 :: do it for U2 do it for U2

November 25, 2004 :: What will I forget this time? What will I forget this time?

November 25, 2004 :: it's beginning to look a lot like kitsch-mas it's beginning to look a lot like kitsch-mas

November 24, 2004 :: alotta nerve alotta nerve

November 23, 2004 :: I end sentences in prepositions. I end sentences in prepositions.

November 23, 2004 :: a movie's made, a war is won a movie's made, a war is won

November 22, 2004 :: T-Dog T-Dog

November 21, 2004 :: would the real karen walker please stand up? please stand up? would the real karen walker please stand up? please stand up?

November 21, 2004 :: I knew it! I knew you ate tacks! I knew it! I knew you ate tacks!

November 21, 2004 :: God Bless Texas God Bless Texas

November 20, 2004 :: songs from the 80s are the devil, I need an exorsism songs from the 80s are the devil, I need an exorsism

November 20, 2004 :: songs from the 80s are the devil, I need an exorsism songs from the 80s are the devil, I need an exorsism

November 20, 2004 :: Soda? (updated) Soda? (updated)

November 20, 2004 :: a title would give the impression I wrote something worth reading (and other myths about this posting) a title would give the impression I wrote something worth reading (and other myths about this posting)

November 19, 2004 :: AIM IM with toucherlegenou AIM IM with toucherlegenou

November 18, 2004 :: if dinosaurs still roamed the earth if dinosaurs still roamed the earth

November 17, 2004 :: deodorant deodorant

November 17, 2004 :: where in God's name do you buy pants? where in God's name do you buy pants?

November 16, 2004 :: ain’t no moron like an oxymoron cause an oxymoron don’t stop ain’t no moron like an oxymoron cause an oxymoron don’t stop

November 16, 2004 :: in itself a redundant contradiction in itself a redundant contradiction

November 16, 2004 :: and so this is christmas and so this is christmas

November 16, 2004 :: when no one bats an eye when no one bats an eye

November 15, 2004 :: Beware the Ides of November- the Greatest Entry Ever Beware the Ides of November- the Greatest Entry Ever

November 15, 2004 :: Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar, Barb, Barbara Anne Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar, Barb, Barbara Anne

November 14, 2004 :: lean a little closer lean a little closer

November 14, 2004 :: work a little harder, work another way work a little harder, work another way

November 14, 2004 :: final, cohesive thoughts on Arafat final, cohesive thoughts on Arafat

November 13, 2004 :: An awkward pause, then what's my line? An awkward pause, then what's my line?

November 13, 2004 :: How well you learn/To not discern/Who's foe and who is friend How well you learn/To not discern/Who's foe and who is friend

November 13, 2004 :: you can soak your bread in gravy, you can soak your bread in soup you can soak your bread in gravy, you can soak your bread in soup

November 13, 2004 :: almost 100 things - but not exactly or even close almost 100 things - but not exactly or even close

November 13, 2004 :: don't shoot the messenger (bag) don't shoot the messenger (bag)

November 12, 2004 :: my friday, a tragic comedy in four parts my friday, a tragic comedy in four parts

November 12, 2004 :: Friday Finds: Conservative isn't a Dirty Word (yet) Friday Finds: Conservative isn't a Dirty Word (yet)

November 11, 2004 :: not another one not another one

November 11, 2004 :: politically incorrect but factually accurate politically incorrect but factually accurate

November 11, 2004 :: G-u-l-l-i-b-l-e G-u-l-l-i-b-l-e

November 11, 2004 :: If they could dance around me with a pig’s head on a pike, they would. If they could dance around me with a pig’s head on a pike, they would.

November 10, 2004 :: no good deed goes unpunished no good deed goes unpunished

November 10, 2004 :: it's not leporsy, it's leprosy you ass it's not leporsy, it's leprosy you ass

November 10, 2004 :: leprosy leprosy

November 09, 2004 :: let them eat cake (with their starbucks) let them eat cake (with their starbucks)

November 08, 2004 :: what about canada's right to choose? what about canada's right to choose?

November 07, 2004 :: something happened today in history, and as you can tell it was not important enough for me to remember it something happened today in history, and as you can tell it was not important enough for me to remember it

November 07, 2004 :: use protection use protection

November 07, 2004 :: Where did you get that toothbrush then? Where did you get that toothbrush then?

November 07, 2004 :: disagree wtih the President, stop attacking his supporters disagree wtih the President, stop attacking his supporters

November 06, 2004 :: bury the hatchet bury the hatchet

November 06, 2004 :: if you bet the double wide if you bet the double wide

November 05, 2004 :: Thank God, Its Friday Finds Thank God, Its Friday Finds

November 05, 2004 :: and not a moment too soon and not a moment too soon

November 04, 2004 :: post election etiquette post election etiquette

November 04, 2004 :: I just like hearing it I just like hearing it

November 04, 2004 :: is 'cleavage' plural? is 'cleavage' plural?

November 03, 2004 :: Happy Birthday, Dear Friend Happy Birthday, Dear Friend

November 03, 2004 :: I can see W's bald spot from where I sit I can see W's bald spot from where I sit

November 03, 2004 :: some people are good with their hands, better than I am even some people are good with their hands, better than I am even

November 02, 2004 :: dumb and dumber! dumb and dumber!

November 02, 2004 :: Paint Me Red Paint Me Red

November 02, 2004 :: el presidente lande diary-eh el presidente lande diary-eh

November 01, 2004 :: my updates bring the boys to the yard my updates bring the boys to the yard

November 01, 2004 :: T minus 55 days T minus 55 days

October 31, 2004 :: Theresa Vs. Laura, Round One Theresa Vs. Laura, Round One

October 31, 2004 :: it's a drag it's a drag

October 31, 2004 :: The other P? It stands for "property." The other P? It stands for "property."

October 31, 2004 :: daylight crazy time daylight crazy time

October 30, 2004 :: sprint pcs: asian jingle sprint pcs: asian jingle

October 30, 2004 :: doing it, and doing it, and doing it well doing it, and doing it, and doing it well

October 29, 2004 :: bring out your dead (part two) bring out your dead (part two)

October 28, 2004 :: Halliburton Ate My Baby Halliburton Ate My Baby

October 27, 2004 :: Orange, Vanilla, or Cinnamon? Orange, Vanilla, or Cinnamon?

October 27, 2004 :: Well, uh, how do you think the pigs feel about that? Huh? Well, uh, how do you think the pigs feel about that? Huh?

October 27, 2004 :: good hair, bad hair good hair, bad hair

October 27, 2004 :: Digital Brown Shirt Digital Brown Shirt

October 27, 2004 :: we cannot do it outselves we cannot do it outselves

October 27, 2004 :: I'm not the Devil, because you see, I don't wear Prada I'm not the Devil, because you see, I don't wear Prada

October 26, 2004 :: start the commotion start the commotion

October 26, 2004 :: is it seven, or six? is it seven, or six?

October 25, 2004 :: holy moses holy moses

October 24, 2004 :: what brought you to the philosophical club? what brought you to the philosophical club?

October 24, 2004 :: I am so clean – too bad I cannot get all the dirt off me I am so clean – too bad I cannot get all the dirt off me

October 24, 2004 :: It looks good on you, but I would never have bought it. It looks good on you, but I would never have bought it.

October 22, 2004 :: You’re a prince and a prince can be King You’re a prince and a prince can be King

October 21, 2004 :: I have not had a real job since I became an adult either, I'm a teacher like Laura Bush. I have not had a real job since I became an adult either, I'm a teacher like Laura Bush.

October 20, 2004 :: :-( :-(

October 20, 2004 :: it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it

October 19, 2004 :: play ball play ball

October 19, 2004 :: tricksy hobbit tricksy hobbit

October 19, 2004 :: The Comedy is that it’s CVS The Comedy is that it’s CVS

October 17, 2004 :: What happens in Japan stays in Japan. What happens in Japan stays in Japan.

October 17, 2004 :: Jenny Craig better watch her back Jenny Craig better watch her back

October 17, 2004 :: I do not have a nickname for you but I am tempted to call you, “Sir” I do not have a nickname for you but I am tempted to call you, “Sir”

October 16, 2004 :: Friday Finds: doing what I am told to do Friday Finds: doing what I am told to do

October 15, 2004 :: Texachusetts Texachusetts

October 14, 2004 :: Help me! I am stuck in Colin Farrell’s eyebrows! Help me! I am stuck in Colin Farrell’s eyebrows!

October 14, 2004 :: I thought Jesus cured the lame, I was wrong I thought Jesus cured the lame, I was wrong

October 14, 2004 :: the tragedy of november second the tragedy of november second

October 14, 2004 :: grab your coat & let's start walking grab your coat & let's start walking

October 12, 2004 :: when Golf Widow says "jump," I look at her like she's crazy when Golf Widow says "jump," I look at her like she's crazy

October 12, 2004 :: Star Trek: the Return of the Phantom Virgin Strikes Back Star Trek: the Return of the Phantom Virgin Strikes Back

October 11, 2004 :: hold the caramel hold the caramel

October 10, 2004 :: triple word score triple word score

October 09, 2004 :: lorax lorax

October 09, 2004 :: Spritopias/Creepatron 2004 Spritopias/Creepatron 2004

October 08, 2004 :: let them eat cake (with their starbucks) let them eat cake (with their starbucks)

October 08, 2004 :: every where we go, we see the same hose every where we go, we see the same hose

October 06, 2004 :: finger guns finger guns

October 02, 2004 :: parents parents

September 30, 2004 :: AA goes against everything that I consider to be good and pure in this world AA goes against everything that I consider to be good and pure in this world

September 30, 2004 :: represent represent

September 29, 2004 :: Starbucks Starbucks

September 28, 2004 :: it's getting humid in here it's getting humid in here

September 28, 2004 :: This time, we covet your prayers. This time, we covet your prayers.

September 27, 2004 :: Norm was the Man. Norm was the Man.

September 26, 2004 :: CBS? I don't believe it! CBS? I don't believe it!

September 26, 2004 :: Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper? Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?

September 24, 2004 :: a joke from andy fina a joke from andy fina

September 23, 2004 :: It is a shame so many racial epithets have fallen out of favor since the Civil Rights Movement It is a shame so many racial epithets have fallen out of favor since the Civil Rights Movement

September 23, 2004 :: still hurts still hurts

September 23, 2004 :: toady today toady today

September 22, 2004 :: I wear a tie because it feels like a noose I wear a tie because it feels like a noose

September 19, 2004 :: Halloween! Come Quick! Halloween! Come Quick!

September 19, 2004 :: van who? van who?

September 18, 2004 :: A is for Apple A is for Apple

September 18, 2004 :: the station for frustration the station for frustration

September 17, 2004 :: late for work late for work

September 16, 2004 :: Peking Duck looks good and it isn’t a metaphor for anything Peking Duck looks good and it isn’t a metaphor for anything

September 15, 2004 :: all the responsibility with none of the fun all the responsibility with none of the fun

September 13, 2004 :: have sharpie, will travel have sharpie, will travel

September 12, 2004 :: Bernie Mac N Cheese Bernie Mac N Cheese

September 11, 2004 :: I was always all ready for Betty, Already I was always all ready for Betty, Already

September 10, 2004 :: alphabits alphabits

September 10, 2004 :: white-trash index white-trash index

September 09, 2004 :: bite me bite me

September 08, 2004 :: Today was the first day of school. Today was the first day of school.

September 07, 2004 :: they don't make them like they used to they don't make them like they used to

September 06, 2004 :: on the rocks on the rocks

September 04, 2004 :: can vegetarians eat those cookies shaped like teddy bears? those are fantasitc can vegetarians eat those cookies shaped like teddy bears? those are fantasitc

September 03, 2004 :: too much garlic too much garlic

September 03, 2004 :: Can Kaiser Wilhelm and Bob Dole shake hands? Like a poloroid picture? Can Kaiser Wilhelm and Bob Dole shake hands? Like a poloroid picture?

September 03, 2004 :: readership? no, really. readership? no, really.

September 02, 2004 :: I gotta go see a doctor about this itchy W shaped rash I gotta go see a doctor about this itchy W shaped rash

September 02, 2004 :: ya' down with rnc? ya' down with rnc?

September 01, 2004 :: abraham lincoln, where are you? abraham lincoln, where are you?

September 01, 2004 :: a short quiz a short quiz

August 31, 2004 :: cut your mullet cut your mullet

August 30, 2004 :: finally, a "GW" that everyone can agree to love finally, a "GW" that everyone can agree to love

August 30, 2004 :: I have left overs if you want any I have left overs if you want any

August 29, 2004 :: irony is the spice of life irony is the spice of life

August 29, 2004 :: karma death one karma death one

August 28, 2004 :: I need your help I need your help

August 28, 2004 :: RE: Count the Ways RE: Count the Ways

August 28, 2004 :: Linking Log (not Lincoln's Logs) Linking Log (not Lincoln's Logs)

August 27, 2004 :: you ain't got sh!t you ain't got sh!t

August 26, 2004 :: homersexual homersexual

August 26, 2004 :: finalized Joey interview finalized Joey interview

August 26, 2004 :: Joey Interview Joey Interview

August 25, 2004 :: Redneck Merit Badge Redneck Merit Badge

August 25, 2004 :: table table

August 23, 2004 :: Waitin’, watchin’ the clock, it’s four o’clock, it’s got to stop Waitin’, watchin’ the clock, it’s four o’clock, it’s got to stop

August 22, 2004 :: and because he’s a Hutt, we all kiss his butt (or he’ll feed us to the Rancor for tea) and because he’s a Hutt, we all kiss his butt (or he’ll feed us to the Rancor for tea)

August 22, 2004 :: so you'll remember what I forgot to say so you'll remember what I forgot to say

August 21, 2004 :: I feel fine enough, I guess (considering everthing's a mess) I feel fine enough, I guess (considering everthing's a mess)

August 20, 2004 :: soy ink on 100% post consumer paper soy ink on 100% post consumer paper

August 20, 2004 :: it leaves me standing here with nothing else to say it leaves me standing here with nothing else to say

August 19, 2004 :: I am so done, turn me over - it feels like I am falling for the first time I am so done, turn me over - it feels like I am falling for the first time

August 19, 2004 :: stupid dumb car stupid dumb car

August 18, 2004 :: maybe we always saw right through each other anyway maybe we always saw right through each other anyway

August 18, 2004 :: I am here to facilitate I am here to facilitate

August 17, 2004 :: it all comes from cows it all comes from cows

August 17, 2004 :: uterus and colon, now available uterus and colon, now available

August 17, 2004 :: welfare for dumbies welfare for dumbies

August 16, 2004 :: I am going on the Atkin’s Diet, but only for the bacon. I am going on the Atkin’s Diet, but only for the bacon.

August 16, 2004 :: into the night we shine into the night we shine

August 16, 2004 :: Crass, but true. Crass, but true.

August 15, 2004 :: Sometimes your honesty is tiresome Sometimes your honesty is tiresome

August 15, 2004 :: the milk is free the milk is free

August 14, 2004 :: It's 1 AM - I must be crazy It's 1 AM - I must be crazy

August 13, 2004 :: volunteers of america volunteers of america

August 13, 2004 :: Archie Bunker, Reincarnated Archie Bunker, Reincarnated

August 13, 2004 :: I don't like Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I don't like Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

August 12, 2004 :: mr. rogers, this is not your neighborhood mr. rogers, this is not your neighborhood

August 12, 2004 :: okay everyone, let's take a giant step BACKWARD okay everyone, let's take a giant step BACKWARD

August 12, 2004 :: why don't you two get a room, okay? why don't you two get a room, okay?

August 12, 2004 :: I didn't miss you but, damn, I am glad you're back I didn't miss you but, damn, I am glad you're back

August 11, 2004 :: a long ride on the short bus a long ride on the short bus

August 10, 2004 :: "you're vegetarians, no one cares what you think!" "you're vegetarians, no one cares what you think!"

August 10, 2004 :: I want a pair of shiny guns to wear in holsters I want a pair of shiny guns to wear in holsters

August 10, 2004 :: Oatmeal Raisin in the Sun Oatmeal Raisin in the Sun

August 10, 2004 :: Hey, Bob Vila Hey, Bob Vila

August 09, 2004 :: everyone who smiles is not secretly laughing at you everyone who smiles is not secretly laughing at you

August 09, 2004 :: run T-Rex, run run T-Rex, run

August 08, 2004 :: I just want a nasty girl. Now, tell me: is that nasty girl you? I just want a nasty girl. Now, tell me: is that nasty girl you?

August 08, 2004 :: detachable membership detachable membership

August 07, 2004 :: coffee table, continued coffee table, continued

August 06, 2004 :: put me in coach, I'm ready to play put me in coach, I'm ready to play

August 05, 2004 :: anyone can see that the road that I walk on is paved in gold anyone can see that the road that I walk on is paved in gold

August 04, 2004 :: I don't care that Nirvana is gone, Foo Fighters is so much better I don't care that Nirvana is gone, Foo Fighters is so much better

August 04, 2004 :: class warfare class warfare

August 03, 2004 :: now, that's what I'm talking about now, that's what I'm talking about

July 31, 2004 :: girls gone wild girls gone wild

July 29, 2004 :: you've got a friend in Pennsylvania you've got a friend in Pennsylvania

July 27, 2004 :: Amend! Amend! Amend! Amend!

July 26, 2004 :: I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors

July 24, 2004 :: this isn't a hiatus, I don't even know what that is this isn't a hiatus, I don't even know what that is

July 23, 2004 :: changing changing

July 17, 2004 :: name acronym name acronym

July 15, 2004 :: gettin' lucky in kentucky gettin' lucky in kentucky

July 14, 2004 :: fool me twice: shame on me. fool me twice: shame on me.

July 13, 2004 :: I knew you before the west was won, and I heard you say, "The past was much more fun." You go your way, I go mine, but I'll see you next time. It's all been done, it's all been done, it's all be done before. If I fingers here and I knew you before the west was won, and I heard you say, "The past was much more fun." You go your way, I go mine, but I'll see you next time. It's all been done, it's all been done, it's all be done before. If I fingers here and

July 09, 2004 :: Rock, Paper, Kipp, Shoot! Rock, Paper, Kipp, Shoot!

July 09, 2004 :: dear tom ridge dear tom ridge

July 08, 2004 :: it would be so empty without me it would be so empty without me

July 06, 2004 :: Adidas Samba (black, white trim, black laces) 1999-2004, RIP Adidas Samba (black, white trim, black laces) 1999-2004, RIP

July 06, 2004 :: see what pops up see what pops up

July 05, 2004 :: I'm not Golf Widow and this isn't Up Cheer I'm not Golf Widow and this isn't Up Cheer

July 04, 2004 :: happy fourth of jingoism happy fourth of jingoism

July 03, 2004 :: Philly Philly

July 02, 2004 :: blogosphere blogosphere

June 27, 2004 :: vacation vacation

June 27, 2004 :: I'm going to count to splern and when I do... I'm going to count to splern and when I do...

June 26, 2004 :: I mean, come on, his name is Dick I mean, come on, his name is Dick

June 25, 2004 :: I don't know why you'd want to be such a control freak I don't know why you'd want to be such a control freak

June 25, 2004 :: Michael Moore: a clanging cymbal and a resounding gong Michael Moore: a clanging cymbal and a resounding gong

June 25, 2004 :: huska huska

June 25, 2004 :: good day, gents good day, gents

June 24, 2004 :: she made me feel I was fourteen again she made me feel I was fourteen again

June 23, 2004 :: Healhty Choice, it's the Christian thing to do Healhty Choice, it's the Christian thing to do

June 22, 2004 :: mail call mail call

June 22, 2004 :: insomnia insomnia

June 22, 2004 :: High School: Please, grow out of it. High School: Please, grow out of it.

June 21, 2004 :: it's funny because it's true it's funny because it's true

June 21, 2004 :: yeah for dairy! yeah for dairy!

June 21, 2004 :: lonesome crowded west? not availbable lonesome crowded west? not availbable

June 21, 2004 :: over the river and through the woods over the river and through the woods

June 21, 2004 :: not for the faint of heart not for the faint of heart

June 20, 2004 :: it's under my bed and my mom never cleans there it's under my bed and my mom never cleans there

June 19, 2004 :: it's hard to tell if I exist it's hard to tell if I exist

June 18, 2004 :: bring your own toga bring your own toga

June 18, 2004 :: Bye, bye Ronald! Bye, bye! Bye, bye Ronald! Bye, bye!

June 18, 2004 :: Mr. Right or Mr. Right Now? Mr. Right or Mr. Right Now?

June 17, 2004 :: I pull legs, not fingers I pull legs, not fingers

June 17, 2004 :: IM Chaos IM Chaos

June 17, 2004 :: ducks, beer and golf ducks, beer and golf

June 17, 2004 :: the kentucky shakespeare festival the kentucky shakespeare festival

June 17, 2004 :: C2 C2

June 17, 2004 :: Rachel from the Block Rachel from the Block

June 16, 2004 :: free gift with torture free gift with torture

June 16, 2004 :: if you strike me down Darth, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine... if you strike me down Darth, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine...

June 15, 2004 :: why didn't you remind me to pay my student loan? why didn't you remind me to pay my student loan?

June 15, 2004 :: still less ridiculous than Paris Hilton with 50% more fat still less ridiculous than Paris Hilton with 50% more fat

June 15, 2004 :: for the love of Trinity (sixty-three) for the love of Trinity (sixty-three)

June 14, 2004 :: my latest attempt at pretending I’m someone my latest attempt at pretending I’m someone

June 14, 2004 :: stop this train, I want to get off stop this train, I want to get off

June 13, 2004 :: asbetos for breakfast, cancer for free asbetos for breakfast, cancer for free

June 12, 2004 :: come on baby, light my fire come on baby, light my fire

June 12, 2004 :: don't let me be misunderstood don't let me be misunderstood

June 11, 2004 :: the first year is finished the first year is finished

June 11, 2004 :: achtung baby achtung baby

June 09, 2004 :: change change

June 08, 2004 :: we love you ms hannigan we love you ms hannigan

June 08, 2004 :: Don’t be so bitter, not unless you’re the person who didn’t go to Yale because George W. Bush or John F. Kerry were in your spot. Don’t be so bitter, not unless you’re the person who didn’t go to Yale because George W. Bush or John F. Kerry were in your spot.

June 08, 2004 :: testing (1-2-3) testing (1-2-3)

June 07, 2004 :: something wicked this way comes something wicked this way comes

June 06, 2004 :: today at second job today at second job

June 06, 2004 :: rest in peace rest in peace

June 05, 2004 :: Abolitionists Gone Wild Abolitionists Gone Wild

June 05, 2004 :: who are you calling 'crazy'? who are you calling 'crazy'?

June 02, 2004 :: Lumos! Lumos!

June 02, 2004 :: silly rabbit silly rabbit

June 01, 2004 :: Dear World... Dear World...

May 29, 2004 :: who's got a big old lot? who's got a big old lot?

May 29, 2004 :: nickel and dimed nickel and dimed

May 29, 2004 :: cteoapt cteoapt

May 28, 2004 :: D*mn it Jim! I'm a teacher not a theologian! D*mn it Jim! I'm a teacher not a theologian!

May 28, 2004 :: rain rain

May 28, 2004 :: bloody hell bloody hell

May 27, 2004 :: apathy is more energy efficient than devotion apathy is more energy efficient than devotion

May 27, 2004 :: would the real tom sawyer please stand up would the real tom sawyer please stand up

May 26, 2004 :: I am ready to retire. I am ready to retire.

May 26, 2004 :: sex ed for dumbies sex ed for dumbies

May 24, 2004 :: Impetuous Impetuous

May 23, 2004 :: Blue (Da Ba Dee) Blue (Da Ba Dee)

May 22, 2004 :: don't get short with me don't get short with me

May 22, 2004 :: so go ahead, grab a bag so go ahead, grab a bag

May 20, 2004 :: no smut for me, thanks no smut for me, thanks

May 19, 2004 :: not a fan, can't say I am not a fan, can't say I am

May 19, 2004 :: more iowa test rantings more iowa test rantings

May 18, 2004 :: Caesar Spritopias Caesar Spritopias

May 18, 2004 :: email email

May 18, 2004 :: I have a suggestion... I have a suggestion...

May 17, 2004 :: I wrote this during Iowa tests: I wrote this during Iowa tests:

May 17, 2004 :: Who died and made Iowa King? Who died and made Iowa King?

May 17, 2004 :: every where you look, I'm standing spot light every where you look, I'm standing spot light

May 17, 2004 :: a critique of my fanaticism a critique of my fanaticism

May 16, 2004 :: sregurbmah sregurbmah

May 15, 2004 :: proofreading: the key to not looking like an ass proofreading: the key to not looking like an ass

May 12, 2004 :: ra ra rass kick 'em in the ... ra ra rass kick 'em in the ...

May 12, 2004 :: challenger challenger

May 12, 2004 :: I’m just a man in a silly red sheet I’m just a man in a silly red sheet

May 11, 2004 :: my take on things my take on things

May 10, 2004 :: ding dong the witch is dead ding dong the witch is dead

May 10, 2004 :: 3: 29 AM 3: 29 AM

May 09, 2004 :: notate it notate it

May 09, 2004 :: not doing something is still doing something if you really stop and think about it not doing something is still doing something if you really stop and think about it

May 06, 2004 :: iPod, therefor I live iPod, therefor I live

May 05, 2004 :: when everybody loves you, you can never be lonely when everybody loves you, you can never be lonely

May 03, 2004 :: Only cowards stay while traitors run. Only cowards stay while traitors run.

May 03, 2004 :: sometimes I'm not a part of the problem, I am the problem sometimes I'm not a part of the problem, I am the problem

May 03, 2004 :: Nana's Prayer Nana's Prayer

May 02, 2004 :: spring time spring time

May 01, 2004 :: crazy parents crazy parents

April 30, 2004 :: citcalag citcalag

April 28, 2004 :: let's get these other piggies wiggling let's get these other piggies wiggling

April 26, 2004 :: details at 11 details at 11

April 23, 2004 :: oh what a circus, oh what a show oh what a circus, oh what a show

April 23, 2004 :: ~no title~ ~no title~

April 23, 2004 :: - -

April 22, 2004 :: my day my day

April 21, 2004 :: fuck you Grandpa fuck you Grandpa

April 21, 2004 :: it's all relative it's all relative

April 21, 2004 :: there isn't a title in the world that could express my grief there isn't a title in the world that could express my grief

April 20, 2004 :: promises, promises promises, promises

April 19, 2004 :: if you're not pissed off then you aren't paying attention if you're not pissed off then you aren't paying attention

April 18, 2004 :: I don't know Jack. I don't know Jack.

April 17, 2004 :: low down dirty dog low down dirty dog

April 17, 2004 :: the secrets that you keep (when you're talking in your sleep) the secrets that you keep (when you're talking in your sleep)

April 15, 2004 :: if you donate one organ this summer, make sure it's this one... if you donate one organ this summer, make sure it's this one...

April 15, 2004 :: someone save me... someone save me...

April 13, 2004 :: Good Night Good Night

April 12, 2004 :: disconnect comments arranged in no order disconnect comments arranged in no order

April 12, 2004 :: R.I.P. R.I.P.

April 12, 2004 :: no more games, I'm going to change what you call "rage" no more games, I'm going to change what you call "rage"

April 10, 2004 :: I don't care if it rains for freezes as long as I have my plastic Jesus I don't care if it rains for freezes as long as I have my plastic Jesus

April 09, 2004 :: I don't know why they call it 'fasting' it goes by so SLOWLY I don't know why they call it 'fasting' it goes by so SLOWLY

:: semicolon of love semicolon of love

:: I can’t remember the last time I saw you laughing I can’t remember the last time I saw you laughing

April 06, 2004 :: how long does it take goat cheese to go bad? how long does it take goat cheese to go bad?

April 06, 2004 :: you always were a kick in the teeth you always were a kick in the teeth

April 06, 2004 :: there is no tree house and there will be no hot air balloon rides there is no tree house and there will be no hot air balloon rides

April 06, 2004 :: Glory, Glory, Carbohydrates! Glory, Glory, Carbohydrates!

April 05, 2004 :: Hank Hill, there when you need him Hank Hill, there when you need him

April 04, 2004 :: not unlike the screwtape letters not unlike the screwtape letters

April 04, 2004 :: For what I wrote about Day Light Savings Time and Farmers For what I wrote about Day Light Savings Time and Farmers

April 04, 2004 :: y'all don't want to hear me, you just wanna dance y'all don't want to hear me, you just wanna dance

April 04, 2004 :: oh no you didn't take an hour of my sleep oh no you didn't take an hour of my sleep

April 03, 2004 :: Miriam C. for Homecoming Queen Miriam C. for Homecoming Queen

April 03, 2004 :: Heroine, not Heroin Heroine, not Heroin

April 02, 2004 :: peace had it's chance, give Kipp a chance peace had it's chance, give Kipp a chance

April 01, 2004 :: Grammar Rocks Grammar Rocks

April 01, 2004 :: martha martha

March 31, 2004 :: Mad Libs Mad Libs

March 31, 2004 :: you're lucky we don't have a teacher's lounge you're lucky we don't have a teacher's lounge

March 29, 2004 :: I am King I am King

March 29, 2004 :: opening cans of vasconcellos since 1998 opening cans of vasconcellos since 1998

March 29, 2004 :: A Little Less Conversation A Little Less Conversation

March 28, 2004 :: Just like the prodigal son, I’ve returned Just like the prodigal son, I’ve returned

March 28, 2004 :: Huh? Huh?

March 27, 2004 :: Your best bet’s a true baby blue Continental Your best bet’s a true baby blue Continental

March 26, 2004 :: I have a couch I have a couch

March 24, 2004 :: sheesh sheesh

March 23, 2004 :: greasy mc pockets greasy mc pockets

March 22, 2004 :: Sante Fe is the capital of New Mexico, not Albequr- I can't spell it Sante Fe is the capital of New Mexico, not Albequr- I can't spell it

March 21, 2004 :: this entry being interesting has the same odds as you being swept away by a tidal wave or abuducted by flying monkeys this entry being interesting has the same odds as you being swept away by a tidal wave or abuducted by flying monkeys

March 21, 2004 :: the passion of the christ the passion of the christ

March 21, 2004 :: Survey Says Survey Says

March 21, 2004 :: kennedy family circus kennedy family circus

March 20, 2004 :: you own the place where all my thoughts go hiding you own the place where all my thoughts go hiding

March 20, 2004 :: Do you think God laughs at us when we’re dancing in our kitchens? Do you think God laughs at us when we’re dancing in our kitchens?

March 20, 2004 :: short story, that when I started it had a point but now that I am finished with it, I'm not so sure... short story, that when I started it had a point but now that I am finished with it, I'm not so sure...

March 20, 2004 :: if you don't have anything nice to say, say it on Diary Land if you don't have anything nice to say, say it on Diary Land

March 19, 2004 :: food for thought food for thought

March 19, 2004 :: ah, Friday Five, for Paula's sake ah, Friday Five, for Paula's sake

March 19, 2004 :: Chapter Six: Thermal Energy Chapter Six: Thermal Energy

March 18, 2004 :: It’s the perfect time of year (somewhere far away from here) It’s the perfect time of year (somewhere far away from here)

March 18, 2004 :: Buca de Birthday Buca de Birthday

March 17, 2004 :: cleaning the fridge cleaning the fridge

March 17, 2004 :: The Tutor The Tutor

March 17, 2004 :: Public Schools: Delayed One Hour Public Schools: Delayed One Hour

March 17, 2004 :: I caught a leprechaun I caught a leprechaun

March 16, 2004 :: I have a nose to pick with you I have a nose to pick with you

March 15, 2004 :: no spritopias left behind no spritopias left behind

March 15, 2004 :: is our teachers learning is our teachers learning

March 14, 2004 :: Let’s make Saint Louis happy. Let’s make Saint Louis happy.

March 12, 2004 :: in my whole life in my whole life

March 12, 2004 :: in my whole life in my whole life

March 11, 2004 :: urbane? no, urban urbane? no, urban

March 11, 2004 :: semicolons are awesome semicolons are awesome

March 11, 2004 :: question of the day question of the day

March 11, 2004 :: more hate mail more hate mail

March 10, 2004 :: Is “homeboy” one word or two? Is “homeboy” one word or two?

March 10, 2004 :: christopher stewart living christopher stewart living

March 10, 2004 :: sick & tired of being sick & tired sick & tired of being sick & tired

March 09, 2004 :: everything in my life has been moving towards this everything in my life has been moving towards this

March 09, 2004 :: a b c a b c

March 09, 2004 :: ance ance

March 09, 2004 :: children are the future, today belongs to me children are the future, today belongs to me

March 08, 2004 :: take that take that

March 08, 2004 :: I don’t care what you want to call it, please, just stick it my mouth I don’t care what you want to call it, please, just stick it my mouth

March 08, 2004 :: If men are pigs my grandfather is their king. If men are pigs my grandfather is their king.

March 07, 2004 :: the rock rocks because raw is war and war is raw the rock rocks because raw is war and war is raw

March 07, 2004 :: 03/07/04 03/07/04

March 07, 2004 :: entry 1401 entry 1401

March 06, 2004 :: shoebox of life shoebox of life

March 06, 2004 :: don't mess with kansas either don't mess with kansas either

March 05, 2004 :: If they had a sponge that cleaned up broken dreams Woolworth’s wouldn’t have gone out of business. If they had a sponge that cleaned up broken dreams Woolworth’s wouldn’t have gone out of business.

March 05, 2004 :: shot to hell shot to hell

March 05, 2004 :: field trip field trip

March 05, 2004 :: april says april says

March 05, 2004 :: the neverending second grader the neverending second grader

March 04, 2004 :: do you breathe with gills, boy? do you breathe with gills, boy?

March 04, 2004 :: tyler tyler

March 03, 2004 :: wash. dry. wear. wash. dry. wear.

March 03, 2004 :: clowned by munchkins clowned by munchkins

March 02, 2004 :: If it weren’t for model trains we never would have had the idea for big ones If it weren’t for model trains we never would have had the idea for big ones

March 02, 2004 :: not title at this time not title at this time

March 02, 2004 :: ah shucks ah shucks

March 02, 2004 :: the first random jennifer coolidge awards the first random jennifer coolidge awards

March 01, 2004 :: I’m getting everything I dished out as a kid back in spades (whatever that means) I’m getting everything I dished out as a kid back in spades (whatever that means)

March 01, 2004 :: Separate but Equal? Right. Bitch, please! Kiss my ass. Separate but Equal? Right. Bitch, please! Kiss my ass.

March 01, 2004 :: hebrew hoedown deferred hebrew hoedown deferred

March 01, 2004 :: botox is for lovers botox is for lovers

February 29, 2004 :: fooled by these rocks that you've got fooled by these rocks that you've got

February 29, 2004 :: With these gas prices we can’t afford NOT to buy a pony With these gas prices we can’t afford NOT to buy a pony

February 29, 2004 :: Blog Roll Blog Roll

February 29, 2004 :: Please file this under: Men are stupid, do not leave unattended. Please file this under: Men are stupid, do not leave unattended.

February 29, 2004 :: jean-bertrand aristide jean-bertrand aristide

February 28, 2004 :: I am Wendy Olson's lover I am Wendy Olson's lover

February 28, 2004 :: Accomplish Mints Accomplish Mints

February 28, 2004 :: if you need instructions it's beyond your intelligence if you need instructions it's beyond your intelligence

February 28, 2004 :: the passion the passion

February 28, 2004 :: the walls converge the walls converge

February 26, 2004 :: Why should we leave America to go to America, Junior? Why should we leave America to go to America, Junior?

February 26, 2004 :: two-thirty is too early two-thirty is too early

February 25, 2004 :: ok corral ok corral

February 25, 2004 :: oh, I thought you were talking about Colin Powell! oh, I thought you were talking about Colin Powell!

February 25, 2004 :: brownosies brownosies

February 25, 2004 :: hey, arnold hey, arnold

February 25, 2004 :: opinion on marriage opinion on marriage

February 25, 2004 :: Lent Lent

February 25, 2004 :: in context in context

February 24, 2004 :: serious discourse - how boring serious discourse - how boring

February 24, 2004 :: Rod Paige, Represent Rod Paige, Represent

February 23, 2004 :: grocery store jerk grocery store jerk

February 23, 2004 :: spritopias: patron saint of virgins spritopias: patron saint of virgins

February 22, 2004 :: inside out inside out

February 22, 2004 :: that isn't a happy meal toy, it's my friend that isn't a happy meal toy, it's my friend

February 22, 2004 :: rock 'til you ralph rock 'til you ralph

February 21, 2004 :: Diary Land Trading Card Collection Diary Land Trading Card Collection

February 21, 2004 :: Quiz: What country am I? Quiz: What country am I?

February 21, 2004 :: Quiz: What book am I? Quiz: What book am I?

Saturday, Feb. 21, 2004 :: My Diary Land Trading Card My Diary Land Trading Card

February 21, 2004 :: no BBQ on the boat! no BBQ on the boat!

February 20, 2004 :: call it as you see it call it as you see it

February 20, 2004 :: JOHN EDWARDS, oh I need sleep, A CHIN EVERYONE CAN AGREE ON JOHN EDWARDS, oh I need sleep, A CHIN EVERYONE CAN AGREE ON

February 19, 2004 :: under where? under where?

February 19, 2004 :: The next time someone tells you that Carney Folk are good honest people spit in their face for me The next time someone tells you that Carney Folk are good honest people spit in their face for me

February 19, 2004 :: Batteries. Data Card. Milk. Diapers, the big pack. Batteries. Data Card. Milk. Diapers, the big pack.

February 18, 2004 :: I'm not Luis, but I still like the Mac and Cheese I'm not Luis, but I still like the Mac and Cheese

February 18, 2004 :: king of the hill: funny because it’s true king of the hill: funny because it’s true

February 18, 2004 :: you are not an idiot you are not an idiot

February 18, 2004 :: I eat politics and I sleep politics, but I never drink politics I eat politics and I sleep politics, but I never drink politics

February 18, 2004 :: manet by the sea manet by the sea

February 17, 2004 :: Diary Land Buzz Net Diary Land Buzz Net

February 17, 2004 :: Kipp, hand me the toaster! Kipp, hand me the toaster!

February 17, 2004 :: camera phone genius camera phone genius

February 17, 2004 :: the stewart progeny’s excellent misadventure the stewart progeny’s excellent misadventure

February 17, 2004 :: coming soon to a spritopias near you: the stewart progeny’s excellent misadventure coming soon to a spritopias near you: the stewart progeny’s excellent misadventure

February 15, 2004 :: we were invited, punch was served, check with poland we were invited, punch was served, check with poland

February 15, 2004 :: elephants are bigger in person elephants are bigger in person

February 14, 2004 :: got vd? got vd?

February 14, 2004 :: saint valentine's day saint valentine's day

February 13, 2004 :: cookies cookies

February 13, 2004 :: oh, the cleverness of me oh, the cleverness of me

February 13, 2004 :: out of the frying pan and into the classroom out of the frying pan and into the classroom

February 13, 2004 :: strzalka strzalka

February 12, 2004 :: michael j. fox was alex p. keaton michael j. fox was alex p. keaton

February 12, 2004 :: spritopias: expect less, pay more spritopias: expect less, pay more

February 11, 2004 :: he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave

February 11, 2004 :: sam's club sam's club

February 10, 2004 :: Before college, and I don’t know why, I thought that Virginia Woolf was from Alabama. Before college, and I don’t know why, I thought that Virginia Woolf was from Alabama.

February 10, 2004 :: that was a celebration of life! that was a celebration of life!

February 10, 2004 :: be like the phoenix be like the phoenix

February 09, 2004 :: happy saint william's sonoma day you big fat liar happy saint william's sonoma day you big fat liar

February 09, 2004 :: Tom Greene doesn't have a catchy dity for this cancer, so listen to Katie Couric Tom Greene doesn't have a catchy dity for this cancer, so listen to Katie Couric

February 08, 2004 :: beat the penguin! beat it good! beat the penguin! beat it good!

February 08, 2004 :: What’s in your backpack (or purse)? What’s in your backpack (or purse)?

February 08, 2004 :: early morning pontifications early morning pontifications

February 07, 2004 :: Big Fish Big Fish

February 07, 2004 :: Did you hear about Jo? Did you hear about Jo?

February 07, 2004 :: you can feel mawkish if it makes you feel better you can feel mawkish if it makes you feel better

February 07, 2004 :: There isn’t going to be a panda killing tonight so go home before I call the cops. There isn’t going to be a panda killing tonight so go home before I call the cops.

February 06, 2004 :: I write the most when I've done absolutely nothing all day I write the most when I've done absolutely nothing all day

February 06, 2004 :: Friday Five Friday Five

February 06, 2004 :: re: hateful political rhetoric re: hateful political rhetoric

February 06, 2004 :: another snow day? wow another snow day? wow

February 05, 2004 :: Henny Penny, Please! Henny Penny, Please!

February 05, 2004 :: Diary Land Bachellor Diary Land Bachellor

February 05, 2004 :: Spritopias Blasts Moderate News Media Spritopias Blasts Moderate News Media

February 04, 2004 :: lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor

February 04, 2004 :: bitter, self-righteous entry bitter, self-righteous entry

February 03, 2004 ::

February 03, 2004 :: Fireworks from the Freeway Fireworks from the Freeway

February 03, 2004 :: I think Ellen De Generes’ Mom and my Mom buy our clothes at the same place. I think Ellen De Generes’ Mom and my Mom buy our clothes at the same place.

February 02, 2004 :: something that is more than, "only fair" something that is more than, "only fair"

February 01, 2004 :: where is your hand? where is your hand?

February 01, 2004 :: maps galore maps galore

January 31, 2004 :: after all, tomorrow is another day after all, tomorrow is another day

January 31, 2004 :: procrastination station procrastination station

January 31, 2004 :: ruined on hostess treats ruined on hostess treats

January 30, 2004 :: iced tea iced tea

January 30, 2004 :: sick, sad world sick, sad world

January 30, 2004 :: kansas day kansas day

January 30, 2004 :: bounce bounce

January 29, 2004 :: heat, serve on biscuit heat, serve on biscuit

January 29, 2004 :: classist bastard classist bastard

January 28, 2004 :: Kucinich Poll Kucinich Poll

January 28, 2004 :: in my own defense . . . in my own defense . . .

January 28, 2004 :: oscar de la rented oscar de la rented

January 27, 2004 :: stupid nevada stupid nevada

January 27, 2004 :: Sarah reclaims me as her bitch... Sarah reclaims me as her bitch...

January 27, 2004 :: this is Paula making me her bitch this is Paula making me her bitch

January 26, 2004 :: methadone hi-jinks methadone hi-jinks

January 26, 2004 :: stephanie thomas, this means you! stephanie thomas, this means you!

January 25, 2004 :: colorado colorado

January 25, 2004 :: another pet peeve another pet peeve

January 25, 2004 :: rough draft rough draft

January 25, 2004 :: testing, attention please testing, attention please

January 25, 2004 :: wes clark wes clark

January 25, 2004 :: disappointed in my fellow americans, yet again disappointed in my fellow americans, yet again

January 24, 2004 :: friday five, bootlegged and tardy friday five, bootlegged and tardy

January 24, 2004 :: No Jen, no Target. Know Jen, Know Target. No Jen, no Target. Know Jen, Know Target.

January 24, 2004 :: how come 'the black eye peas' can sing 'let's get retarded' and no one is offended??? how come 'the black eye peas' can sing 'let's get retarded' and no one is offended???

January 24, 2004 :: Don't be fooled by this iPod that I've got, I'm still J. Crew from the block Don't be fooled by this iPod that I've got, I'm still J. Crew from the block

January 23, 2004 :: I think my Pather's sexy I think my Pather's sexy

January 22, 2004 :: coatroom chaos coatroom chaos

January 22, 2004 :: presidential compatibility test presidential compatibility test

January 22, 2004 :: stupid schools stupid schools

January 22, 2004 :: over head over head

January 21, 2004 :: Hebrews 11:1 Hebrews 11:1

January 21, 2004 :: Horatio Ashby Horatio Ashby

January 21, 2004 :: why iowa mattters why iowa mattters

January 21, 2004 :: a personal question a personal question

January 20, 2004 :: Would the real Senator Kennedy please shut up? Please, shut up. Would the real Senator Kennedy please shut up? Please, shut up.

January 20, 2004 :: Gephardt: Putting the Dick Back Into Richard Gephardt: Putting the Dick Back Into Richard

January 20, 2004 :: so, what this comes down to is: you want a blind man to give up his only companion? so, what this comes down to is: you want a blind man to give up his only companion?

January 20, 2004 :: what song describes your life what song describes your life

January 19, 2004 :: Oprah doesn’t need a breadbasket with her dinner? Well...I do! Oprah doesn’t need a breadbasket with her dinner? Well...I do!

January 19, 2004 :: the most distubing things on the internet the most distubing things on the internet

January 19, 2004 :: Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr - 2004 Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr - 2004

January 19, 2004 :: disasters on tap disasters on tap

January 18, 2004 :: Paula's Yoda Classes Paula's Yoda Classes

January 18, 2004 :: More IM Follies More IM Follies

January 18, 2004 :: Letters from the Home Front Letters from the Home Front

January 18, 2004 :: Unless this is a Nude Love-In, get off my property! Unless this is a Nude Love-In, get off my property!

January 18, 2004 :: cabin fever cabin fever

January 18, 2004 :: Dick Gephardt! Stop living up to your name! Dick Gephardt! Stop living up to your name!

January 18, 2004 :: I'm Spritopias, Suburban Island? She's the Genius. I'm Spritopias, Suburban Island? She's the Genius.

January 17, 2004 :: There's Something About Clarity There's Something About Clarity

January 17, 2004 :: everyone's favorite aunt everyone's favorite aunt

January 17, 2004 :: Diary Land Cribs Diary Land Cribs

January 17, 2004 :: diary land identity theft ring diary land identity theft ring

January 16, 2004 :: Get your own angel, you moocher! Get your own angel, you moocher!

January 16, 2004 :: where is the sense in that? where is the sense in that?

January 16, 2004 :: scrub a dub dub scrub a dub dub

January 15, 2004 :: Listen you pompous frauds, if I’m going down I’m taking you all with me! Listen you pompous frauds, if I’m going down I’m taking you all with me!

January 15, 2004 :: I was using it as an adjective, not a verb! I was using it as an adjective, not a verb!

January 14, 2004 :: power outage power outage

January 13, 2004 :: I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn’t a pimp I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn’t a pimp

January 13, 2004 :: damn, damn, damn damn, damn, damn

January 13, 2004 :: If you're Lutheran and you know it, close your mind. If you're Lutheran and you know it, close your mind.

January 12, 2004 :: Won't the real Peter Pan please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up? Won't the real Peter Pan please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?

January 12, 2004 :: rating melomane rating melomane

January 12, 2004 :: Jenny stood up the Block Jenny stood up the Block

January 11, 2004 :: fo real fo real

January 11, 2004 :: There’s nothing literary about **** my **** There’s nothing literary about **** my ****

January 11, 2004 :: More Pictures from Kipptures More Pictures from Kipptures

January 11, 2004 :: here you nothing that I say? here you nothing that I say?

January 11, 2004 :: is this guy serious? is this guy serious?

January 11, 2004 :: This looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me. This looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me.

January 11, 2004 :: Thank God for Kennedys! Thank God for Kennedys!

January 11, 2004 :: my face hurts my face hurts

January 10, 2004 :: stupid hijacker stupid hijacker

January 10, 2004 :: keep those rocks that you've got keep those rocks that you've got

January 10, 2004 :: genesis genesis

January 09, 2004 :: as hard and as dark as darth vader's helmet as hard and as dark as darth vader's helmet

January 08, 2004 :: “our days of life seem brief and death is waiting like a thief , when vision fade and dreams go dry we will on unseen things rely” “our days of life seem brief and death is waiting like a thief , when vision fade and dreams go dry we will on unseen things rely”

January 08, 2004 :: Haircut Haircut

January 07, 2004 :: Oprah, honey, did you see that? Oprah, honey, did you see that?

January 07, 2004 :: silly quizzes, ideas aren't for kids! silly quizzes, ideas aren't for kids!

January 07, 2004 :: musical chairs musical chairs

January 07, 2004 :: if ignorance is bliss, why the hell are you so sad? if ignorance is bliss, why the hell are you so sad?

January 06, 2004 :: go back one space go back one space

January 06, 2004 :: cheaper by the dozen? cheaper by the dozen?

January 06, 2004 :: cocoa motion cocoa motion

January 05, 2004 :: Pete Rose Pete Rose

January 05, 2004 :: just another manic monday, woah-oh-oh just another manic monday, woah-oh-oh

January 04, 2004 :: be it ever so ghetto, there is no place like home be it ever so ghetto, there is no place like home

January 04, 2004 :: leslie irene isn't dead leslie irene isn't dead

January 04, 2004 :: Spritopias Ad Spritopias Ad

January 04, 2004 :: the truth the truth

January 04, 2004 :: friends friends

January 04, 2004 :: I am just paranoid, or do I just suck? I am just paranoid, or do I just suck?

January 01, 2004 :: tortilas 101 tortilas 101

January 01, 2004 :: new rings to rule them all new rings to rule them all

January 01, 2004 :: thankful for (your mom) thankful for (your mom)

January 01, 2004 :: give it to me, baby give it to me, baby

December 31, 2003 :: Artie Farty Had a Party Artie Farty Had a Party

December 30, 2003 :: Courtney Love, in my Water Closet Courtney Love, in my Water Closet

December 30, 2003 :: two days to go two days to go

December 30, 2003 :: Is “The Shire” a nice way to say “Vermont?” Is “The Shire” a nice way to say “Vermont?”

December 29, 2003 :: A Perpetual State of Crisis A Perpetual State of Crisis

December 29, 2003 :: Shut Up Greta, your eyes look terrible Shut Up Greta, your eyes look terrible

December 29, 2003 :: wrong Martin Luther dude, sorry wrong Martin Luther dude, sorry

December 28, 2003 :: emma thompson, in her pj's emma thompson, in her pj's

December 28, 2003 :: Natalie Portman? What are you doing in Romania? Natalie Portman? What are you doing in Romania?

December 27, 2003 :: They Might Be Giants, but you're a bitch. They Might Be Giants, but you're a bitch.

December 27, 2003 :: Oh Bill, You're such a Hero! Oh Bill, You're such a Hero!

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