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is 'cleavage' plural?

November 04, 2004
I have an announcement to make: your cleavage is not a pocket. Stop putting things in your cleavage because you lack pockets. I do not want to take your money after it has been festering in your bosom. Also, even the tiniest cell phone is too heavy to hang out there.
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