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bettyalready
OH gross me out! YUK. That's as bad as having it in your armpit
[2004-11-04 00:27:34]
OH gross me out! YUK. That's as bad as having it in your armpit
bettyalready
I think I made the font black. I can't tell. Now if I could make it bigger
[2004-11-04 00:30:52]
I think I made the font black. I can't tell. Now if I could make it bigger
bettyalready
And if black doesn't work, I'll try white. Providing you actually want to read....
[2004-11-04 00:38:37]
And if black doesn't work, I'll try white. Providing you actually want to read....
old Jake
Song of songs 1:13 A bundle of myrrh is my wellbeloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts.
[2004-11-04 01:15:12]
Song of songs 1:13 A bundle of myrrh is my wellbeloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts.
breathtaken1
Yes, keeping one's money in one's cleavage (singular) is terribly tacky. Suitable only for strippers while on the job.
It leads one to wonder to whom you were speaking...
Small cell phones, on the other hand, can quite comfortable be carried in said cleavage when the bosom is ample enough :)
[2004-11-04 02:06:11]
Yes, keeping one's money in one's cleavage (singular) is terribly tacky. Suitable only for strippers while on the job.
It leads one to wonder to whom you were speaking...
Small cell phones, on the other hand, can quite comfortable be carried in said cleavage when the bosom is ample enough :)
Terri
Darling, who have you been hanging around that keeps things in their bosoms? ;) My mother works in a bank, and shared the tale of a lady that comes in with bag fulls of singles that are all damp. There isn't enough Purell in the world for my Mom to take her money.
[2004-11-04 04:40:24]
Darling, who have you been hanging around that keeps things in their bosoms? ;) My mother works in a bank, and shared the tale of a lady that comes in with bag fulls of singles that are all damp. There isn't enough Purell in the world for my Mom to take her money.
golfwidow
Back in the '50's, when women used handkerchiefs rather than Kleenex, a story was told of a girl who went to a party whilst nursing a bad cold. Because her party dress had no pockets and the party was in someone's home (where, traditionally, one left one's purse in the bedroom with one's coat, knowing it would be safe) she tucked two clean handkerchiefs in her bosoms to make sure she'd have them if she needed them. Sure enough, she started sneezing - and then, when she reached for the the handkerchiefs, she couldn't find them. She was poking around her decolletage, trying to figure out where they'd slipped to, and suddenly realized that everyone at the party was staring at her. And, flustered, she stammered out, "Well, I know I had two when I came in."
[2004-11-04 05:34:28]
Back in the '50's, when women used handkerchiefs rather than Kleenex, a story was told of a girl who went to a party whilst nursing a bad cold. Because her party dress had no pockets and the party was in someone's home (where, traditionally, one left one's purse in the bedroom with one's coat, knowing it would be safe) she tucked two clean handkerchiefs in her bosoms to make sure she'd have them if she needed them. Sure enough, she started sneezing - and then, when she reached for the the handkerchiefs, she couldn't find them. She was poking around her decolletage, trying to figure out where they'd slipped to, and suddenly realized that everyone at the party was staring at her. And, flustered, she stammered out, "Well, I know I had two when I came in."
Yvonne
EW! But, funny story Golfwidow.
[2004-11-04 06:19:37]
EW! But, funny story Golfwidow.
Kellbelle
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow! Or at least according to Cornershop :)
[2004-11-04 07:50:14]
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow! Or at least according to Cornershop :)
Sally
Cleavage is unfortunately a pocket, and also it is an amusement park. Says she who lives near Dollywood...
[2004-11-04 09:27:02]
Cleavage is unfortunately a pocket, and also it is an amusement park. Says she who lives near Dollywood...
Mary
Haha, If I were to keep money there (which I dont) I would make sure that I took it out before anyone could see me. But to do it at the counter of a store.. yuck!
It IS just as bad as an armpit!
[2004-11-04 14:39:56]
Haha, If I were to keep money there (which I dont) I would make sure that I took it out before anyone could see me. But to do it at the counter of a store.. yuck!
It IS just as bad as an armpit!
Barbara
Ewww...nasty! Money with booby juice. Yuck.
[2004-11-05 00:04:13]
Ewww...nasty! Money with booby juice. Yuck.
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