Archives
March 23, 2008 :: collapse in defeatMarch 23, 2008 :: collapse in defeat
March 19, 2008 :: eat every cupcake
February 18, 2008 :: -
February 18, 2008 :: -
February 18, 2008 :: -
April 29, 2007 :: back from rehab
April 04, 2007 :: -
March 31, 2007 :: -
March 13, 2007 :: I bet that you look good on the dance floor
March 11, 2007 :: confection non grata
September 20, 2006 :: don
September 10, 2006 :: Busy Work
August 27, 2006 :: bio diesel
May 24, 2006 :: t-h-a-t
May 20, 2006 :: iDate
May 11, 2006 :: everywhere you want to be
April 30, 2006 :: slow drip insomnia
April 26, 2006 :: put a cap in it
April 14, 2006 :: take a little note
April 12, 2006 :: "I guess I might be a C-minus Christian, but I am one." --Johnny Cash
April 08, 2006 :: birds and crickets and bats (oh my)
March 26, 2006 :: one, two punch
March 15, 2006 :: beware the ides of march
March 14, 2006 :: those who deserve neither liberty nor security
March 12, 2006 :: Caustically Optimistic
March 10, 2006 :: I think they�re wrong, wait and see
March 04, 2006 :: ring through my ears and sting my eyes
March 01, 2006 :: dig for your dinner
February 25, 2006 :: �Through the internet, things you will see, other places, the future, the past...old friends long gone��
February 23, 2006 :: A Return to the Mother Ship
February 22, 2006 :: Paula Abdul takes what she can get
February 21, 2006 :: There is no honor among thieves
February 18, 2006 :: -
February 04, 2006 :: I, Spritopias
January 24, 2006 :: snow day resolutions
January 04, 2006 :: there's always one
January 03, 2006 :: faux haute
December 29, 2005 :: DON'T
December 27, 2005 :: it resembled master yoda, not at all
December 27, 2005 :: it resembled master yoda, not at all
December 21, 2005 :: choking hazard
December 14, 2005 :: CE if you�re Hebrew
December 05, 2005 :: Science in the Kitchen
December 03, 2005 :: nice girls don't do that
December 01, 2005 :: my brother knows a man who met someone who knows Mel Gibson
November 28, 2005 :: there'd be days like this?
November 18, 2005 :: Double Header
November 15, 2005 :: But, you know I�m yours
November 07, 2005 :: stastics
October 30, 2005 :: Halloween Scare
October 27, 2005 :: the diarists step out
October 21, 2005 :: Anti Semantic
October 21, 2005 :: Anti Semantic
October 15, 2005 :: So much for believing: �the fat guy doesn�t win.�
October 08, 2005 :: Oh, Crap
October 06, 2005 :: the exception proves the rule
October 04, 2005 :: if you want to destroy my sweater
October 04, 2005 :: if you want to destroy my sweater
October 03, 2005 :: harriet miers
October 02, 2005 :: B.F. Skinner Came to Dinner
October 02, 2005 :: B.F. Skinner Came to Dinner
October 02, 2005 :: grad school ain't easy
September 21, 2005 :: the dork side of the force
September 17, 2005 :: first week of school
September 10, 2005 :: livestrong
September 01, 2005 :: Hurricane Katrina - Political Reaction
August 29, 2005 :: before the cream sits out too long
August 28, 2005 :: August 28, 2005
August 27, 2005 :: adventures in capitalism
August 25, 2005 :: conduct unbecoming
August 22, 2005 :: Discretion is the larger part of valor
August 22, 2005 :: Discretion is the larger part of valor
August 19, 2005 :: I rock the fetish, people you know who I am
August 16, 2005 :: We Hold These Truths To Be Self-Evident
August 12, 2005 :: in black and white
August 10, 2005 :: nihil ad rem
August 09, 2005 :: in praesenti
August 08, 2005 :: French Women DO Get Fat
August 06, 2005 :: bells will be ringing
August 05, 2005 :: Dukes of Hazard
August 03, 2005 :: TRAKTOR
August 01, 2005 :: thirty-one flavors of "save ferris"
July 31, 2005 :: You said, �I love you.� I love me, too.
July 29, 2005 :: Mission Accomplished
July 17, 2005 :: the half blood trick
July 14, 2005 :: Road Trip
July 06, 2005 :: Haircut Rules
June 28, 2005 :: national shortage
June 26, 2005 :: Declaration of Independence
June 19, 2005 :: Hunting Rabbits
June 18, 2005 :: Dinner Party
June 17, 2005 :: Read Aloud Time
June 17, 2005 :: Making Donald Rumsfeld Proud
June 16, 2005 :: Madeline Stories
June 16, 2005 :: watch out (here I come)
June 14, 2005 :: And Now With SPLENDA!
June 13, 2005 :: Workin' My Way Back to You, Babe
June 12, 2005 :: Canada. Oh Canada!
June 11, 2005 :: I Think, Therefore IKEA
June 11, 2005 :: Now with Splenda!
June 08, 2005 :: the tides gonna turn and its all gonna roll your way
June 06, 2005 :: a head the size of texas
June 06, 2005 :: numbers
June 04, 2005 :: All the paintings on the tomb, they do the same dance � don�t you know?
June 02, 2005 :: Sally Dally Did
June 01, 2005 :: fille a la maison
May 31, 2005 :: just be nice to the munchkins, they'll be nice to you
May 30, 2005 :: tastic
May 29, 2005 :: President of Diary Land, King of the Nerds
May 28, 2005 :: hook and line (everytime)
May 28, 2005 :: nuclear street cred
May 27, 2005 :: Purveyor of Fine Whine
May 26, 2005 :: chest pains
May 25, 2005 :: certainly take hers
May 24, 2005 :: phantom of the spritopias
May 23, 2005 :: Madagascar
May 23, 2005 :: Morning Radio
May 22, 2005 :: still learning things I oughta know by now
May 21, 2005 :: Boo Already, Already
May 20, 2005 :: field day
May 19, 2005 :: sun burnt & spent
May 18, 2005 :: Today, for no reason the subject of conversation in my class was grits.
May 16, 2005 :: "thalidomide victim"
May 15, 2005 :: Back when it meant something to be a Jedi
May 15, 2005 :: I lost my fortune, but it said something about being 'flexible' in bed (with monkeys)
May 12, 2005 :: The Battle For Everything
May 11, 2005 :: reign of terror
May 10, 2005 :: 333? is that some sort of lazy armegeddon?
May 08, 2005 :: the toughest glue on planet earth
May 06, 2005 :: Do the chickens have large talons?
May 04, 2005 :: teacher appreciation
May 02, 2005 :: I keep working my way back to dying in your arms tonight
May 01, 2005 :: habemus managerium
April 29, 2005 :: I invented Al Gore (because 'Good' is dumb)
April 27, 2005 :: he's not talking to me
April 27, 2005 :: no one cares for you a smidge when you're in an orphanage
April 26, 2005 :: Spritopias: the Anti Job
April 25, 2005 :: All this, all this can be yours.
April 25, 2005 :: and doin' it well
April 25, 2005 :: Christmas in April!
April 24, 2005 :: To protect us both from the Museum, the accurate directions were hidden from us. The Museum knew, as I did, if Spritopias & Co. were to have any culture it would be a threat to them. That is why the museum�s location remains safely anonymous.
April 22, 2005 :: the day the music died
April 21, 2005 :: (I'm a driver, I'm a winner� things are gonna change, I can feel it)
April 20, 2005 :: not this time: make him eat his words
April 20, 2005 :: Spritopias XVI
April 18, 2005 :: anthony michael hall
April 17, 2005 :: getting lost in you is better than being alone
April 15, 2005 :: leading people into sin
April 13, 2005 :: that's normal for a woman your age
April 12, 2005 :: four with the left, four with the right, then eight times with both
April 12, 2005 :: start & land on the balls of the feet
April 10, 2005 :: Duchess of Cornwallio
April 10, 2005 :: Sprite2K
April 08, 2005 :: get your donkey out of here
April 08, 2005 :: Fowl Language
April 07, 2005 :: I dream of dreaming
April 06, 2005 :: skip your break today
April 06, 2005 :: haunted by the ghost of gregory hines
April 05, 2005 :: Today, we pass through the realm of Golf Widow
April 04, 2005 :: it's just that
April 03, 2005 :: *Names have been changed to protect the culpable
April 03, 2005 :: well done, thou good and faithful servant
March 31, 2005 :: �Why can�t we all just get along?�
March 30, 2005 :: so much for "the fat guy never wins"
March 29, 2005 :: hold on to your crass
March 28, 2005 :: like a newborn baby, it just happens everyday
March 27, 2005 :: Happy Easter!
March 26, 2005 :: the lesser of two weavels
March 24, 2005 :: please, do not cloud the issues with facts
March 21, 2005 :: not for me it wasn't
March 20, 2005 :: he might even finish after the fat kid
March 20, 2005 :: my gambling problem
March 20, 2005 :: Andrew, what's up?
March 18, 2005 :: she's fine
March 18, 2005 :: my sister, the dork
March 14, 2005 :: Okay, I�m a liar. But I don�t exaggerate.
March 14, 2005 :: The Surgeon General reports that Blue Grass has corrosive effects on the human brain
March 13, 2005 :: some times are golden, then fade away
March 13, 2005 :: in two months
March 12, 2005 :: GNFPWLBN
March 11, 2005 :: Whoever Billy Jean was written about must feel like an ass
March 10, 2005 :: a cut above the rest
March 08, 2005 :: a short ride
March 07, 2005 :: cartoon hair birthday
March 04, 2005 :: Free At Last
March 03, 2005 :: Uranus!
March 03, 2005 :: how many carbs does a human baby have?
March 01, 2005 :: February 31st must be a date on the calendar in Canada, because is sure is not a day here in Connecticut. Andrew, who runs Diary Land, insists that February 31st exists.
February 28, 2005 :: it's pronounced 'guacamole'
February 27, 2005 :: I've just lost a lot of respect for the other white meat
February 27, 2005 :: If there was a retarded Oscar, I would I win, hands down, kick his (butt)
February 26, 2005 :: just like condi
February 26, 2005 :: just like condi
February 26, 2005 :: you can't do that on spritopias
February 25, 2005 :: small disappointment after a long wait
February 25, 2005 :: "working" for a "living"
February 24, 2005 :: never caught dead
February 23, 2005 :: Violet Beauregarde
February 23, 2005 :: yeah, what he said
February 22, 2005 :: amber alert: someone took my stunt double
February 22, 2005 :: Besides, the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway.
February 22, 2005 :: the straight and narrow-minded
February 21, 2005 :: the ice rink in hell is open for business
February 21, 2005 :: On the second day, Spritopias rested
February 20, 2005 :: in which everything makes sense
February 20, 2005 :: On the first day, Spritopias made the mess bigger
February 19, 2005 :: Good News
February 18, 2005 :: it cuts like a knife
February 18, 2005 :: What happens at Winn-Dixie, Stays at Winn-Dixie
February 18, 2005 :: personality goes a long way
February 17, 2005 :: the traditional enemy of reason
February 17, 2005 :: Jesus from Jamaica
February 16, 2005 :: Martin Sheen played Kennedy, but never Jesus
February 16, 2005 :: cyclone update
February 15, 2005 :: the unofficial sponsor of the junk in my trunk
February 14, 2005 :: in the hands of God
February 13, 2005 :: for the Jedi it is time to eat as well
February 13, 2005 :: exile countdown
February 12, 2005 :: 100 Things
February 12, 2005 :: Princess Leia Earmuffs
February 12, 2005 :: slept in, running hard
February 12, 2005 :: angry for no reason
February 11, 2005 :: You wouldn�t want to walk up to the WRONG five hundred pound man
February 10, 2005 :: shut up bill gates
February 10, 2005 :: missed conveniences
February 10, 2005 :: snow like hell, please
February 08, 2005 :: I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty
February 07, 2005 :: I gotta hottie body but my attitude is potty
February 06, 2005 :: less than super super bowl sunday
February 05, 2005 :: leperchaun! score!
February 05, 2005 :: This is a great place to hide the bodies
February 04, 2005 :: don't snow unless there is something in it for me
February 03, 2005 :: If they gave out medals for humility, no one would wear them.
February 03, 2005 :: I�m only a man in a silly red sheet
February 02, 2005 :: did he just pronounce 'nuclear' correctly?
February 01, 2005 :: �I can�t believe I gave my panties to a geek!�
February 01, 2005 :: Accountablity - February 2005
January 31, 2005 :: Condoleezza isn't a made up name?
January 30, 2005 :: In which I blame Irish Eyes
January 30, 2005 :: I'm wrong (again)
January 30, 2005 :: The �f� word
January 29, 2005 :: a tool, not a weapon
January 29, 2005 :: DFYS
January 28, 2005 :: in which I support Howard Dean
January 27, 2005 :: inane achievement
January 27, 2005 :: another entry where I blame Golf Widow
January 26, 2005 :: you taklin' to me?
January 26, 2005 :: Ask and you shall receive.
January 25, 2005 :: George Foreman, meh
January 25, 2005 :: up early, get going
January 24, 2005 :: black ants in raspberry jell-o
January 24, 2005 :: those who can't
January 24, 2005 :: Mid Day Update
January 23, 2005 :: iTunes celebrity play list
January 23, 2005 :: shoveling
January 23, 2005 :: snow day
January 22, 2005 :: (it is) Friday (somewhere) Finds
January 22, 2005 :: food emergency averted
January 22, 2005 :: twenty-five?
January 21, 2005 :: my friend nicole
January 20, 2005 :: did I just say that?
January 20, 2005 :: I'm glad you lost
January 20, 2005 :: inauguration day
January 19, 2005 :: monk
January 19, 2005 :: 4:45 AM
January 18, 2005 :: "You should know by now that when he uses the air quotes he is getting ready to be sarcastic!" � Victoria, Queen of Fourth Graders
January 16, 2005 :: no one else wants it now
January 15, 2005 :: It is the most disgusting, non-lethal Nobel Peace Prize winner
January 15, 2005 :: music to be appreciated by the thirsty
January 15, 2005 :: painfully stupid parents
January 14, 2005 :: Friday Finds - 01/14/05
January 14, 2005 :: Yes, Virginia, there is a spoon.
January 14, 2005 :: exceptionally tame school day
January 13, 2005 :: hopefully by tuesday
January 13, 2005 :: whose nuts? donuts.
January 13, 2005 :: the last p stands for �property�
January 12, 2005 :: thinking tickles
January 12, 2005 :: early morning telephone call
January 11, 2005 :: the short people stand together
January 11, 2005 :: have a great tuesday
January 10, 2005 :: We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Snark for an Important Announcement...
January 10, 2005 :: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
January 09, 2005 :: all you need is...spritopias?
January 08, 2005 :: day three diet tips
January 08, 2005 :: another survey (fron Irish Eyes Seventy)
January 08, 2005 :: If you�re the Avon Lady, you�re too late!
January 08, 2005 :: Rosemary Kennedy
January 08, 2005 :: The World Stops Without Yvonne
January 08, 2005 :: give me a break, give me a break
January 07, 2005 :: every once in a while there is an entry that could change the world - this is not it
January 07, 2005 :: Friday Finds - 01/07/05
January 07, 2005 :: live to write another day
January 07, 2005 :: a short comment on Jay Leno
January 06, 2005 :: you really stuck that landing
January 06, 2005 :: extra saturday
January 06, 2005 :: the day before tomorrow
January 05, 2005 :: Springsteen & Madonna (way before Nirvana)
January 05, 2005 :: many people don't follow the news but follow the stars
January 04, 2005 :: eagles rather than doves
January 04, 2005 :: chicken noodle droop
January 04, 2005 :: still preoccupied with 1985?
January 03, 2005 :: GolfWidowPolooza
January 03, 2005 :: because I was bored
January 03, 2005 :: I would give you your horoscope, but it would only enrage you more
January 02, 2005 :: reading is for amatuers
January 02, 2005 ::
January 02, 2005 :: wake up kids, we�ve got the dreamer�s disease
January 01, 2005 :: two quarters in the swear jar
January 01, 2005 :: happy new year
December 31, 2004 :: 2004 Retrospective
December 30, 2004 :: Wall of Lame
December 30, 2004 :: Pisces: (Feb. 19�March 20) You've always said that if you had to do it all over again, you wouldn't change a thing, so expect the eternal return of a morass of mediocrity followed by an untimely death.
December 28, 2004 :: faux kipp?
December 27, 2004 :: back in my day they'd pronounce him dead when they saw him tying a rope around his leg
December 27, 2004 :: I dare you to fire a missle at me!
December 26, 2004 :: 96% of American Kids recognize Ronald Mc Donald but only 46% recognize President Bush
December 24, 2004 :: just give me what I want & no one gets hurt
December 24, 2004 :: 1900 years after it took place
December 23, 2004 :: back to our regularly scheduled spritopias
December 22, 2004 :: mullet hunting
December 21, 2004 :: there's no one else who needs to know (she tells herself)
December 19, 2004 :: 4th Connecticut Appreciation Tour
December 17, 2004 :: don�t bring me your figgie pudding.
December 17, 2004 :: that's the last time I buy something on eBay
December 16, 2004 :: finals, don't miss 'em
December 15, 2004 :: So this, kids, is where the Ides of December got me.
December 15, 2004 :: it is still the ides of december - we are not out of the woods
December 15, 2004 :: beware the ides of december
December 14, 2004 :: please return your seats to the uptight position
December 13, 2004 :: don't trade your passion for glory
December 13, 2004 :: & you and I, we�ll never die
December 10, 2004 :: Our Nativity Features a Stuffed Pig
December 10, 2004 :: it's off to work I go
December 09, 2004 :: STD
December 09, 2004 :: results certified
December 09, 2004 :: so tired
December 07, 2004 :: Chanukah
December 07, 2004 :: We can hardly stand the wait, please Christmas don�t be late!
December 06, 2004 :: sister hazel
December 06, 2004 :: if you can't stand the heat
December 06, 2004 :: Bring me Marilyn Milan!
December 05, 2004 :: sunday is for pimping
December 05, 2004 :: Have you had YOUR break today?
December 04, 2004 :: frosty the snow man
December 04, 2004 :: Friday Finds � a day late & a dollar short
December 03, 2004 :: T Minus 22 Days
December 02, 2004 :: T minus 23 days
December 02, 2004 :: I eat the tiny bananas for a sense of accomplishment
December 02, 2004 :: Can the child within my heart rise above?
December 01, 2004 :: T minus 24 days
December 01, 2004 :: And his heart grew two sizes that day�
December 01, 2004 :: The Worst of December
November 30, 2004 :: The National Association for the Advancement of Kipp
November 30, 2004 :: diet or die?
November 30, 2004 :: a funk-soul cash cow
November 29, 2004 :: this is the entry where I use the biggest letters I have to say 'bitch' and offend a demographic of which I am a part
November 28, 2004 :: I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
November 27, 2004 :: Ten Years Ago, Today
November 27, 2004 :: do it for U2
November 25, 2004 :: What will I forget this time?
November 25, 2004 :: it's beginning to look a lot like kitsch-mas
November 24, 2004 :: alotta nerve
November 23, 2004 :: I end sentences in prepositions.
November 23, 2004 :: a movie's made, a war is won
November 22, 2004 :: T-Dog
November 21, 2004 :: would the real karen walker please stand up? please stand up?
November 21, 2004 :: I knew it! I knew you ate tacks!
November 21, 2004 :: God Bless Texas
November 20, 2004 :: songs from the 80s are the devil, I need an exorsism
November 20, 2004 :: songs from the 80s are the devil, I need an exorsism
November 20, 2004 :: Soda? (updated)
November 20, 2004 :: a title would give the impression I wrote something worth reading (and other myths about this posting)
November 19, 2004 :: AIM IM with toucherlegenou
November 18, 2004 :: if dinosaurs still roamed the earth
November 17, 2004 :: deodorant
November 17, 2004 :: where in God's name do you buy pants?
November 16, 2004 :: ain�t no moron like an oxymoron cause an oxymoron don�t stop
November 16, 2004 :: in itself a redundant contradiction
November 16, 2004 :: and so this is christmas
November 16, 2004 :: when no one bats an eye
November 15, 2004 :: Beware the Ides of November- the Greatest Entry Ever
November 15, 2004 :: Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar, Barb, Barbara Anne
November 14, 2004 :: lean a little closer
November 14, 2004 :: work a little harder, work another way
November 14, 2004 :: final, cohesive thoughts on Arafat
November 13, 2004 :: An awkward pause, then what's my line?
November 13, 2004 :: How well you learn/To not discern/Who's foe and who is friend
November 13, 2004 :: you can soak your bread in gravy, you can soak your bread in soup
November 13, 2004 :: almost 100 things - but not exactly or even close
November 13, 2004 :: don't shoot the messenger (bag)
November 12, 2004 :: my friday, a tragic comedy in four parts
November 12, 2004 :: Friday Finds: Conservative isn't a Dirty Word (yet)
November 11, 2004 :: not another one
November 11, 2004 :: politically incorrect but factually accurate
November 11, 2004 :: G-u-l-l-i-b-l-e
November 11, 2004 :: If they could dance around me with a pig�s head on a pike, they would.
November 10, 2004 :: no good deed goes unpunished
November 10, 2004 :: it's not leporsy, it's leprosy you ass
November 10, 2004 :: leprosy
November 09, 2004 :: let them eat cake (with their starbucks)
November 08, 2004 :: what about canada's right to choose?
November 07, 2004 :: something happened today in history, and as you can tell it was not important enough for me to remember it
November 07, 2004 :: use protection
November 07, 2004 :: Where did you get that toothbrush then?
November 07, 2004 :: disagree wtih the President, stop attacking his supporters
November 06, 2004 :: bury the hatchet
November 06, 2004 :: if you bet the double wide
November 05, 2004 :: Thank God, Its Friday Finds
November 05, 2004 :: and not a moment too soon
November 04, 2004 :: post election etiquette
November 04, 2004 :: I just like hearing it
November 04, 2004 :: is 'cleavage' plural?
November 03, 2004 :: Happy Birthday, Dear Friend
November 03, 2004 :: I can see W's bald spot from where I sit
November 03, 2004 :: some people are good with their hands, better than I am even
November 02, 2004 :: dumb and dumber!
November 02, 2004 :: Paint Me Red
November 02, 2004 :: el presidente lande diary-eh
November 01, 2004 :: my updates bring the boys to the yard
November 01, 2004 :: T minus 55 days
October 31, 2004 :: Theresa Vs. Laura, Round One
October 31, 2004 :: it's a drag
October 31, 2004 :: The other P? It stands for "property."
October 31, 2004 :: daylight crazy time
October 30, 2004 :: sprint pcs: asian jingle
October 30, 2004 :: doing it, and doing it, and doing it well
October 29, 2004 :: bring out your dead (part two)
October 28, 2004 :: Halliburton Ate My Baby
October 27, 2004 :: Orange, Vanilla, or Cinnamon?
October 27, 2004 :: Well, uh, how do you think the pigs feel about that? Huh?
October 27, 2004 :: good hair, bad hair
October 27, 2004 :: Digital Brown Shirt
October 27, 2004 :: we cannot do it outselves
October 27, 2004 :: I'm not the Devil, because you see, I don't wear Prada
October 26, 2004 :: start the commotion
October 26, 2004 :: is it seven, or six?
October 25, 2004 :: holy moses
October 24, 2004 :: what brought you to the philosophical club?
October 24, 2004 :: I am so clean � too bad I cannot get all the dirt off me
October 24, 2004 :: It looks good on you, but I would never have bought it.
October 22, 2004 :: You�re a prince and a prince can be King
October 21, 2004 :: I have not had a real job since I became an adult either, I'm a teacher like Laura Bush.
October 20, 2004 :: :-(
October 20, 2004 :: it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it
October 19, 2004 :: play ball
October 19, 2004 :: tricksy hobbit
October 19, 2004 :: The Comedy is that it�s CVS
October 17, 2004 :: What happens in Japan stays in Japan.
October 17, 2004 :: Jenny Craig better watch her back
October 17, 2004 :: I do not have a nickname for you but I am tempted to call you, �Sir�
October 16, 2004 :: Friday Finds: doing what I am told to do
October 15, 2004 :: Texachusetts
October 14, 2004 :: Help me! I am stuck in Colin Farrell�s eyebrows!
October 14, 2004 :: I thought Jesus cured the lame, I was wrong
October 14, 2004 :: the tragedy of november second
October 14, 2004 :: grab your coat & let's start walking
October 12, 2004 :: when Golf Widow says "jump," I look at her like she's crazy
October 12, 2004 :: Star Trek: the Return of the Phantom Virgin Strikes Back
October 11, 2004 :: hold the caramel
October 10, 2004 :: triple word score
October 09, 2004 :: lorax
October 09, 2004 :: Spritopias/Creepatron 2004
October 08, 2004 :: let them eat cake (with their starbucks)
October 08, 2004 :: every where we go, we see the same hose
October 06, 2004 :: finger guns
October 02, 2004 :: parents
September 30, 2004 :: AA goes against everything that I consider to be good and pure in this world
September 30, 2004 :: represent
September 29, 2004 :: Starbucks
September 28, 2004 :: it's getting humid in here
September 28, 2004 :: This time, we covet your prayers.
September 27, 2004 :: Norm was the Man.
September 26, 2004 :: CBS? I don't believe it!
September 26, 2004 :: Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?
September 24, 2004 :: a joke from andy fina
September 23, 2004 :: It is a shame so many racial epithets have fallen out of favor since the Civil Rights Movement
September 23, 2004 :: still hurts
September 23, 2004 :: toady today
September 22, 2004 :: I wear a tie because it feels like a noose
September 19, 2004 :: Halloween! Come Quick!
September 19, 2004 :: van who?
September 18, 2004 :: A is for Apple
September 18, 2004 :: the station for frustration
September 17, 2004 :: late for work
September 16, 2004 :: Peking Duck looks good and it isn�t a metaphor for anything
September 15, 2004 :: all the responsibility with none of the fun
September 13, 2004 :: have sharpie, will travel
September 12, 2004 :: Bernie Mac N Cheese
September 11, 2004 :: I was always all ready for Betty, Already
September 10, 2004 :: alphabits
September 10, 2004 :: white-trash index
September 09, 2004 :: bite me
September 08, 2004 :: Today was the first day of school.
September 07, 2004 :: they don't make them like they used to
September 06, 2004 :: on the rocks
September 04, 2004 :: can vegetarians eat those cookies shaped like teddy bears? those are fantasitc
September 03, 2004 :: too much garlic
September 03, 2004 :: Can Kaiser Wilhelm and Bob Dole shake hands? Like a poloroid picture?
September 03, 2004 :: readership? no, really.
September 02, 2004 :: I gotta go see a doctor about this itchy W shaped rash
September 02, 2004 :: ya' down with rnc?
September 01, 2004 :: abraham lincoln, where are you?
September 01, 2004 :: a short quiz
August 31, 2004 :: cut your mullet
August 30, 2004 :: finally, a "GW" that everyone can agree to love
August 30, 2004 :: I have left overs if you want any
August 29, 2004 :: irony is the spice of life
August 29, 2004 :: karma death one
August 28, 2004 :: I need your help
August 28, 2004 :: RE: Count the Ways
August 28, 2004 :: Linking Log (not Lincoln's Logs)
August 27, 2004 :: you ain't got sh!t
August 26, 2004 :: homersexual
August 26, 2004 :: finalized Joey interview
August 26, 2004 :: Joey Interview
August 25, 2004 :: Redneck Merit Badge
August 25, 2004 :: table
August 23, 2004 :: Waitin�, watchin� the clock, it�s four o�clock, it�s got to stop
August 22, 2004 :: and because he�s a Hutt, we all kiss his butt (or he�ll feed us to the Rancor for tea)
August 22, 2004 :: so you'll remember what I forgot to say
August 21, 2004 :: I feel fine enough, I guess (considering everthing's a mess)
August 20, 2004 :: soy ink on 100% post consumer paper
August 20, 2004 :: it leaves me standing here with nothing else to say
August 19, 2004 :: I am so done, turn me over - it feels like I am falling for the first time
August 19, 2004 :: stupid dumb car
August 18, 2004 :: maybe we always saw right through each other anyway
August 18, 2004 :: I am here to facilitate
August 17, 2004 :: it all comes from cows
August 17, 2004 :: uterus and colon, now available
August 17, 2004 :: welfare for dumbies
August 16, 2004 :: I am going on the Atkin�s Diet, but only for the bacon.
August 16, 2004 :: into the night we shine
August 16, 2004 :: Crass, but true.
August 15, 2004 :: Sometimes your honesty is tiresome
August 15, 2004 :: the milk is free
August 14, 2004 :: It's 1 AM - I must be crazy
August 13, 2004 :: volunteers of america
August 13, 2004 :: Archie Bunker, Reincarnated
August 13, 2004 :: I don't like Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
August 12, 2004 :: mr. rogers, this is not your neighborhood
August 12, 2004 :: okay everyone, let's take a giant step BACKWARD
August 12, 2004 :: why don't you two get a room, okay?
August 12, 2004 :: I didn't miss you but, damn, I am glad you're back
August 11, 2004 :: a long ride on the short bus
August 10, 2004 :: "you're vegetarians, no one cares what you think!"
August 10, 2004 :: I want a pair of shiny guns to wear in holsters
August 10, 2004 :: Oatmeal Raisin in the Sun
August 10, 2004 :: Hey, Bob Vila
August 09, 2004 :: everyone who smiles is not secretly laughing at you
August 09, 2004 :: run T-Rex, run
August 08, 2004 :: I just want a nasty girl. Now, tell me: is that nasty girl you?
August 08, 2004 :: detachable membership
August 07, 2004 :: coffee table, continued
August 06, 2004 :: put me in coach, I'm ready to play
August 05, 2004 :: anyone can see that the road that I walk on is paved in gold
August 04, 2004 :: I don't care that Nirvana is gone, Foo Fighters is so much better
August 04, 2004 :: class warfare
August 03, 2004 :: now, that's what I'm talking about
July 31, 2004 :: girls gone wild
July 29, 2004 :: you've got a friend in Pennsylvania
July 27, 2004 :: Amend! Amend!
July 26, 2004 :: I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
July 24, 2004 :: this isn't a hiatus, I don't even know what that is
July 23, 2004 :: changing
July 17, 2004 :: name acronym
July 15, 2004 :: gettin' lucky in kentucky
July 14, 2004 :: fool me twice: shame on me.
July 13, 2004 :: I knew you before the west was won, and I heard you say, "The past was much more fun." You go your way, I go mine, but I'll see you next time. It's all been done, it's all been done, it's all be done before. If I fingers here and
July 09, 2004 :: Rock, Paper, Kipp, Shoot!
July 09, 2004 :: dear tom ridge
July 08, 2004 :: it would be so empty without me
July 06, 2004 :: Adidas Samba (black, white trim, black laces) 1999-2004, RIP
July 06, 2004 :: see what pops up
July 05, 2004 :: I'm not Golf Widow and this isn't Up Cheer
July 04, 2004 :: happy fourth of jingoism
July 03, 2004 :: Philly
July 02, 2004 :: blogosphere
June 27, 2004 :: vacation
June 27, 2004 :: I'm going to count to splern and when I do...
June 26, 2004 :: I mean, come on, his name is Dick
June 25, 2004 :: I don't know why you'd want to be such a control freak
June 25, 2004 :: Michael Moore: a clanging cymbal and a resounding gong
June 25, 2004 :: huska
June 25, 2004 :: good day, gents
June 24, 2004 :: she made me feel I was fourteen again
June 23, 2004 :: Healhty Choice, it's the Christian thing to do
June 22, 2004 :: mail call
June 22, 2004 :: insomnia
June 22, 2004 :: High School: Please, grow out of it.
June 21, 2004 :: it's funny because it's true
June 21, 2004 :: yeah for dairy!
June 21, 2004 :: lonesome crowded west? not availbable
June 21, 2004 :: over the river and through the woods
June 21, 2004 :: not for the faint of heart
June 20, 2004 :: it's under my bed and my mom never cleans there
June 19, 2004 :: it's hard to tell if I exist
June 18, 2004 :: bring your own toga
June 18, 2004 :: Bye, bye Ronald! Bye, bye!
June 18, 2004 :: Mr. Right or Mr. Right Now?
June 17, 2004 :: I pull legs, not fingers
June 17, 2004 :: IM Chaos
June 17, 2004 :: ducks, beer and golf
June 17, 2004 :: the kentucky shakespeare festival
June 17, 2004 :: C2
June 17, 2004 :: Rachel from the Block
June 16, 2004 :: free gift with torture
June 16, 2004 :: if you strike me down Darth, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine...
June 15, 2004 :: why didn't you remind me to pay my student loan?
June 15, 2004 :: still less ridiculous than Paris Hilton with 50% more fat
June 15, 2004 :: for the love of Trinity (sixty-three)
June 14, 2004 :: my latest attempt at pretending I�m someone
June 14, 2004 :: stop this train, I want to get off
June 13, 2004 :: asbetos for breakfast, cancer for free
June 12, 2004 :: come on baby, light my fire
June 12, 2004 :: don't let me be misunderstood
June 11, 2004 :: the first year is finished
June 11, 2004 :: achtung baby
June 09, 2004 :: change
June 08, 2004 :: we love you ms hannigan
June 08, 2004 :: Don�t be so bitter, not unless you�re the person who didn�t go to Yale because George W. Bush or John F. Kerry were in your spot.
June 08, 2004 :: testing (1-2-3)
June 07, 2004 :: something wicked this way comes
June 06, 2004 :: today at second job
June 06, 2004 :: rest in peace
June 05, 2004 :: Abolitionists Gone Wild
June 05, 2004 :: who are you calling 'crazy'?
June 02, 2004 :: Lumos!
June 02, 2004 :: silly rabbit
June 01, 2004 :: Dear World...
May 29, 2004 :: who's got a big old lot?
May 29, 2004 :: nickel and dimed
May 29, 2004 :: cteoapt
May 28, 2004 :: D*mn it Jim! I'm a teacher not a theologian!
May 28, 2004 :: rain
May 28, 2004 :: bloody hell
May 27, 2004 :: apathy is more energy efficient than devotion
May 27, 2004 :: would the real tom sawyer please stand up
May 26, 2004 :: I am ready to retire.
May 26, 2004 :: sex ed for dumbies
May 24, 2004 :: Impetuous
May 23, 2004 :: Blue (Da Ba Dee)
May 22, 2004 :: don't get short with me
May 22, 2004 :: so go ahead, grab a bag
May 20, 2004 :: no smut for me, thanks
May 19, 2004 :: not a fan, can't say I am
May 19, 2004 :: more iowa test rantings
May 18, 2004 :: Caesar Spritopias
May 18, 2004 :: email
May 18, 2004 :: I have a suggestion...
May 17, 2004 :: I wrote this during Iowa tests:
May 17, 2004 :: Who died and made Iowa King?
May 17, 2004 :: every where you look, I'm standing spot light
May 17, 2004 :: a critique of my fanaticism
May 16, 2004 :: sregurbmah
May 15, 2004 :: proofreading: the key to not looking like an ass
May 12, 2004 :: ra ra rass kick 'em in the ...
May 12, 2004 :: challenger
May 12, 2004 :: I�m just a man in a silly red sheet
May 11, 2004 :: my take on things
May 10, 2004 :: ding dong the witch is dead
May 10, 2004 :: 3: 29 AM
May 09, 2004 :: notate it
May 09, 2004 :: not doing something is still doing something if you really stop and think about it
May 06, 2004 :: iPod, therefor I live
May 05, 2004 :: when everybody loves you, you can never be lonely
May 03, 2004 :: Only cowards stay while traitors run.
May 03, 2004 :: sometimes I'm not a part of the problem, I am the problem
May 03, 2004 :: Nana's Prayer
May 02, 2004 :: spring time
May 01, 2004 :: crazy parents
April 30, 2004 :: citcalag
April 28, 2004 :: let's get these other piggies wiggling
April 26, 2004 :: details at 11
April 23, 2004 :: oh what a circus, oh what a show
April 23, 2004 :: ~no title~
April 23, 2004 :: -
April 22, 2004 :: my day
April 21, 2004 :: fuck you Grandpa
April 21, 2004 :: it's all relative
April 21, 2004 :: there isn't a title in the world that could express my grief
April 20, 2004 :: promises, promises
April 19, 2004 :: if you're not pissed off then you aren't paying attention
April 18, 2004 :: I don't know Jack.
April 17, 2004 :: low down dirty dog
April 17, 2004 :: the secrets that you keep (when you're talking in your sleep)
April 15, 2004 :: if you donate one organ this summer, make sure it's this one...
April 15, 2004 :: someone save me...
April 13, 2004 :: Good Night
April 12, 2004 :: disconnect comments arranged in no order
April 12, 2004 :: R.I.P.
April 12, 2004 :: no more games, I'm going to change what you call "rage"
April 10, 2004 :: I don't care if it rains for freezes as long as I have my plastic Jesus
April 09, 2004 :: I don't know why they call it 'fasting' it goes by so SLOWLY
:: semicolon of love
:: I can�t remember the last time I saw you laughing
April 06, 2004 :: how long does it take goat cheese to go bad?
April 06, 2004 :: you always were a kick in the teeth
April 06, 2004 :: there is no tree house and there will be no hot air balloon rides
April 06, 2004 :: Glory, Glory, Carbohydrates!
April 05, 2004 :: Hank Hill, there when you need him
April 04, 2004 :: not unlike the screwtape letters
April 04, 2004 :: For what I wrote about Day Light Savings Time and Farmers
April 04, 2004 :: y'all don't want to hear me, you just wanna dance
April 04, 2004 :: oh no you didn't take an hour of my sleep
April 03, 2004 :: Miriam C. for Homecoming Queen
April 03, 2004 :: Heroine, not Heroin
April 02, 2004 :: peace had it's chance, give Kipp a chance
April 01, 2004 :: Grammar Rocks
April 01, 2004 :: martha
March 31, 2004 :: Mad Libs
March 31, 2004 :: you're lucky we don't have a teacher's lounge
March 29, 2004 :: I am King
March 29, 2004 :: opening cans of vasconcellos since 1998
March 29, 2004 :: A Little Less Conversation
March 28, 2004 :: Just like the prodigal son, I�ve returned
March 28, 2004 :: Huh?
March 27, 2004 :: Your best bet�s a true baby blue Continental
March 26, 2004 :: I have a couch
March 24, 2004 :: sheesh
March 23, 2004 :: greasy mc pockets
March 22, 2004 :: Sante Fe is the capital of New Mexico, not Albequr- I can't spell it
March 21, 2004 :: this entry being interesting has the same odds as you being swept away by a tidal wave or abuducted by flying monkeys
March 21, 2004 :: the passion of the christ
March 21, 2004 :: Survey Says
March 21, 2004 :: kennedy family circus
March 20, 2004 :: you own the place where all my thoughts go hiding
March 20, 2004 :: Do you think God laughs at us when we�re dancing in our kitchens?
March 20, 2004 :: short story, that when I started it had a point but now that I am finished with it, I'm not so sure...
March 20, 2004 :: if you don't have anything nice to say, say it on Diary Land
March 19, 2004 :: food for thought
March 19, 2004 :: ah, Friday Five, for Paula's sake
March 19, 2004 :: Chapter Six: Thermal Energy
March 18, 2004 :: It�s the perfect time of year (somewhere far away from here)
March 18, 2004 :: Buca de Birthday
March 17, 2004 :: cleaning the fridge
March 17, 2004 :: The Tutor
March 17, 2004 :: Public Schools: Delayed One Hour
March 17, 2004 :: I caught a leprechaun
March 16, 2004 :: I have a nose to pick with you
March 15, 2004 :: no spritopias left behind
March 15, 2004 :: is our teachers learning
March 14, 2004 :: Let�s make Saint Louis happy.
March 12, 2004 :: in my whole life
March 12, 2004 :: in my whole life
March 11, 2004 :: urbane? no, urban
March 11, 2004 :: semicolons are awesome
March 11, 2004 :: question of the day
March 11, 2004 :: more hate mail
March 10, 2004 :: Is �homeboy� one word or two?
March 10, 2004 :: christopher stewart living
March 10, 2004 :: sick & tired of being sick & tired
March 09, 2004 :: everything in my life has been moving towards this
March 09, 2004 :: a b c
March 09, 2004 :: ance
March 09, 2004 :: children are the future, today belongs to me
March 08, 2004 :: take that
March 08, 2004 :: I don�t care what you want to call it, please, just stick it my mouth
March 08, 2004 :: If men are pigs my grandfather is their king.
March 07, 2004 :: the rock rocks because raw is war and war is raw
March 07, 2004 :: 03/07/04
March 07, 2004 :: entry 1401
March 06, 2004 :: shoebox of life
March 06, 2004 :: don't mess with kansas either
March 05, 2004 :: If they had a sponge that cleaned up broken dreams Woolworth�s wouldn�t have gone out of business.
March 05, 2004 :: shot to hell
March 05, 2004 :: field trip
March 05, 2004 :: april says
March 05, 2004 :: the neverending second grader
March 04, 2004 :: do you breathe with gills, boy?
March 04, 2004 :: tyler
March 03, 2004 :: wash. dry. wear.
March 03, 2004 :: clowned by munchkins
March 02, 2004 :: If it weren�t for model trains we never would have had the idea for big ones
March 02, 2004 :: not title at this time
March 02, 2004 :: ah shucks
March 02, 2004 :: the first random jennifer coolidge awards
March 01, 2004 :: I�m getting everything I dished out as a kid back in spades (whatever that means)
March 01, 2004 :: Separate but Equal? Right. Bitch, please! Kiss my ass.
March 01, 2004 :: hebrew hoedown deferred
March 01, 2004 :: botox is for lovers
February 29, 2004 :: fooled by these rocks that you've got
February 29, 2004 :: With these gas prices we can�t afford NOT to buy a pony
February 29, 2004 :: Blog Roll
February 29, 2004 :: Please file this under: Men are stupid, do not leave unattended.
February 29, 2004 :: jean-bertrand aristide
February 28, 2004 :: I am Wendy Olson's lover
February 28, 2004 :: Accomplish Mints
February 28, 2004 :: if you need instructions it's beyond your intelligence
February 28, 2004 :: the passion
February 28, 2004 :: the walls converge
February 26, 2004 :: Why should we leave America to go to America, Junior?
February 26, 2004 :: two-thirty is too early
February 25, 2004 :: ok corral
February 25, 2004 :: oh, I thought you were talking about Colin Powell!
February 25, 2004 :: brownosies
February 25, 2004 :: hey, arnold
February 25, 2004 :: opinion on marriage
February 25, 2004 :: Lent
February 25, 2004 :: in context
February 24, 2004 :: serious discourse - how boring
February 24, 2004 :: Rod Paige, Represent
February 23, 2004 :: grocery store jerk
February 23, 2004 :: spritopias: patron saint of virgins
February 22, 2004 :: inside out
February 22, 2004 :: that isn't a happy meal toy, it's my friend
February 22, 2004 :: rock 'til you ralph
February 21, 2004 :: Diary Land Trading Card Collection
February 21, 2004 :: Quiz: What country am I?
February 21, 2004 :: Quiz: What book am I?
Saturday, Feb. 21, 2004 :: My Diary Land Trading Card
February 21, 2004 :: no BBQ on the boat!
February 20, 2004 :: call it as you see it
February 20, 2004 :: JOHN EDWARDS, oh I need sleep, A CHIN EVERYONE CAN AGREE ON
February 19, 2004 :: under where?
February 19, 2004 :: The next time someone tells you that Carney Folk are good honest people spit in their face for me
February 19, 2004 :: Batteries. Data Card. Milk. Diapers, the big pack.
February 18, 2004 :: I'm not Luis, but I still like the Mac and Cheese
February 18, 2004 :: king of the hill: funny because it�s true
February 18, 2004 :: you are not an idiot
February 18, 2004 :: I eat politics and I sleep politics, but I never drink politics
February 18, 2004 :: manet by the sea
February 17, 2004 :: Diary Land Buzz Net
February 17, 2004 :: Kipp, hand me the toaster!
February 17, 2004 :: camera phone genius
February 17, 2004 :: the stewart progeny�s excellent misadventure
February 17, 2004 :: coming soon to a spritopias near you: the stewart progeny�s excellent misadventure
February 15, 2004 :: we were invited, punch was served, check with poland
February 15, 2004 :: elephants are bigger in person
February 14, 2004 :: got vd?
February 14, 2004 :: saint valentine's day
February 13, 2004 :: cookies
February 13, 2004 :: oh, the cleverness of me
February 13, 2004 :: out of the frying pan and into the classroom
February 13, 2004 :: strzalka
February 12, 2004 :: michael j. fox was alex p. keaton
February 12, 2004 :: spritopias: expect less, pay more
February 11, 2004 :: he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave
February 11, 2004 :: sam's club
February 10, 2004 :: Before college, and I don�t know why, I thought that Virginia Woolf was from Alabama.
February 10, 2004 :: that was a celebration of life!
February 10, 2004 :: be like the phoenix
February 09, 2004 :: happy saint william's sonoma day you big fat liar
February 09, 2004 :: Tom Greene doesn't have a catchy dity for this cancer, so listen to Katie Couric
February 08, 2004 :: beat the penguin! beat it good!
February 08, 2004 :: What�s in your backpack (or purse)?
February 08, 2004 :: early morning pontifications
February 07, 2004 :: Big Fish
February 07, 2004 :: Did you hear about Jo?
February 07, 2004 :: you can feel mawkish if it makes you feel better
February 07, 2004 :: There isn�t going to be a panda killing tonight so go home before I call the cops.
February 06, 2004 :: I write the most when I've done absolutely nothing all day
February 06, 2004 :: Friday Five
February 06, 2004 :: re: hateful political rhetoric
February 06, 2004 :: another snow day? wow
February 05, 2004 :: Henny Penny, Please!
February 05, 2004 :: Diary Land Bachellor
February 05, 2004 :: Spritopias Blasts Moderate News Media
February 04, 2004 :: lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor
February 04, 2004 :: bitter, self-righteous entry
February 03, 2004 ::
February 03, 2004 :: Fireworks from the Freeway
February 03, 2004 :: I think Ellen De Generes� Mom and my Mom buy our clothes at the same place.
February 02, 2004 :: something that is more than, "only fair"
February 01, 2004 :: where is your hand?
February 01, 2004 :: maps galore
January 31, 2004 :: after all, tomorrow is another day
January 31, 2004 :: procrastination station
January 31, 2004 :: ruined on hostess treats
January 30, 2004 :: iced tea
January 30, 2004 :: sick, sad world
January 30, 2004 :: kansas day
January 30, 2004 :: bounce
January 29, 2004 :: heat, serve on biscuit
January 29, 2004 :: classist bastard
January 28, 2004 :: Kucinich Poll
January 28, 2004 :: in my own defense . . .
January 28, 2004 :: oscar de la rented
January 27, 2004 :: stupid nevada
January 27, 2004 :: Sarah reclaims me as her bitch...
January 27, 2004 :: this is Paula making me her bitch
January 26, 2004 :: methadone hi-jinks
January 26, 2004 :: stephanie thomas, this means you!
January 25, 2004 :: colorado
January 25, 2004 :: another pet peeve
January 25, 2004 :: rough draft
January 25, 2004 :: testing, attention please
January 25, 2004 :: wes clark
January 25, 2004 :: disappointed in my fellow americans, yet again
January 24, 2004 :: friday five, bootlegged and tardy
January 24, 2004 :: No Jen, no Target. Know Jen, Know Target.
January 24, 2004 :: how come 'the black eye peas' can sing 'let's get retarded' and no one is offended???
January 24, 2004 :: Don't be fooled by this iPod that I've got, I'm still J. Crew from the block
January 23, 2004 :: I think my Pather's sexy
January 22, 2004 :: coatroom chaos
January 22, 2004 :: presidential compatibility test
January 22, 2004 :: stupid schools
January 22, 2004 :: over head
January 21, 2004 :: Hebrews 11:1
January 21, 2004 :: Horatio Ashby
January 21, 2004 :: why iowa mattters
January 21, 2004 :: a personal question
January 20, 2004 :: Would the real Senator Kennedy please shut up? Please, shut up.
January 20, 2004 :: Gephardt: Putting the Dick Back Into Richard
January 20, 2004 :: so, what this comes down to is: you want a blind man to give up his only companion?
January 20, 2004 :: what song describes your life
January 19, 2004 :: Oprah doesn�t need a breadbasket with her dinner? Well...I do!
January 19, 2004 :: the most distubing things on the internet
January 19, 2004 :: Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr - 2004
January 19, 2004 :: disasters on tap
January 18, 2004 :: Paula's Yoda Classes
January 18, 2004 :: More IM Follies
January 18, 2004 :: Letters from the Home Front
January 18, 2004 :: Unless this is a Nude Love-In, get off my property!
January 18, 2004 :: cabin fever
January 18, 2004 :: Dick Gephardt! Stop living up to your name!
January 18, 2004 :: I'm Spritopias, Suburban Island? She's the Genius.
January 17, 2004 :: There's Something About Clarity
January 17, 2004 :: everyone's favorite aunt
January 17, 2004 :: Diary Land Cribs
January 17, 2004 :: diary land identity theft ring
January 16, 2004 :: Get your own angel, you moocher!
January 16, 2004 :: where is the sense in that?
January 16, 2004 :: scrub a dub dub
January 15, 2004 :: Listen you pompous frauds, if I�m going down I�m taking you all with me!
January 15, 2004 :: I was using it as an adjective, not a verb!
January 14, 2004 :: power outage
January 13, 2004 :: I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn�t a pimp
January 13, 2004 :: damn, damn, damn
January 13, 2004 :: If you're Lutheran and you know it, close your mind.
January 12, 2004 :: Won't the real Peter Pan please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?
January 12, 2004 :: rating melomane
January 12, 2004 :: Jenny stood up the Block
January 11, 2004 :: fo real
January 11, 2004 :: There�s nothing literary about **** my ****
January 11, 2004 :: More Pictures from Kipptures
January 11, 2004 :: here you nothing that I say?
January 11, 2004 :: is this guy serious?
January 11, 2004 :: This looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me.
January 11, 2004 :: Thank God for Kennedys!
January 11, 2004 :: my face hurts
January 10, 2004 :: stupid hijacker
January 10, 2004 :: keep those rocks that you've got
January 10, 2004 :: genesis
January 09, 2004 :: as hard and as dark as darth vader's helmet
January 08, 2004 :: �our days of life seem brief and death is waiting like a thief , when vision fade and dreams go dry we will on unseen things rely�
January 08, 2004 :: Haircut
January 07, 2004 :: Oprah, honey, did you see that?
January 07, 2004 :: silly quizzes, ideas aren't for kids!
January 07, 2004 :: musical chairs
January 07, 2004 :: if ignorance is bliss, why the hell are you so sad?
January 06, 2004 :: go back one space
January 06, 2004 :: cheaper by the dozen?
January 06, 2004 :: cocoa motion
January 05, 2004 :: Pete Rose
January 05, 2004 :: just another manic monday, woah-oh-oh
January 04, 2004 :: be it ever so ghetto, there is no place like home
January 04, 2004 :: leslie irene isn't dead
January 04, 2004 :: Spritopias Ad
January 04, 2004 :: the truth
January 04, 2004 :: friends
January 04, 2004 :: I am just paranoid, or do I just suck?
January 01, 2004 :: tortilas 101
January 01, 2004 :: new rings to rule them all
January 01, 2004 :: thankful for (your mom)
January 01, 2004 :: give it to me, baby
December 31, 2003 :: Artie Farty Had a Party
December 30, 2003 :: Courtney Love, in my Water Closet
December 30, 2003 :: two days to go
December 30, 2003 :: Is �The Shire� a nice way to say �Vermont?�
December 29, 2003 :: A Perpetual State of Crisis
December 29, 2003 :: Shut Up Greta, your eyes look terrible
December 29, 2003 :: wrong Martin Luther dude, sorry
December 28, 2003 :: emma thompson, in her pj's
December 28, 2003 :: Natalie Portman? What are you doing in Romania?
December 27, 2003 :: They Might Be Giants, but you're a bitch.
December 27, 2003 :: Oh Bill, You're such a Hero!
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