bring your own toga

I have seceded from the Union. I have named myself Caesar Spritopias and I will be the head of The Republic of Spritopias. Kipp has been named Supreme Chancellor or the Republic of Spritopias, which means she is really in charge. I am far too lazy to run the entire Republic on my own. The Princess will be my successor.

Feel free to take up residence here, application for citizenship can be made directly to me or the Supreme Chancellor. However, I must warn you, the Supreme Chancellor and I like to live large so you will be taxed like Democrats so be prepared to work like Repubicans.

That is all,
Caesar Spritopias