Spritopias/Creepatron 2004
Spritopias/Creepatron 2004
Filling critical posts in our administration will be: Suburban Island as the Barbara Bush/Queen Mother, Betty Already as the First Lady. Other tabloid worthy people will be filled into their posts later.
This is the platform of Spritopias/Creepatron 2004
Like John Kerry we enjoy a snazzy flip flop and a wealthy heiress and have plans we refuse to elaborate on the following topics: robosexual rights, reorganizing the calendar to eliminate 28 and 31 day months and rename said months after ourselves, and moving New Years to a better time in the year when a party would be more fun, ridding the alphabet and phonic system of confusing rules and unneeded letters (phonics is not even spelled like it sounds), exempting burning people with cigarettes as a cruel and unusual punishment, a Starbucks on every corner and a Chili�s on every block, parking for SUVs, adding another day to the weekend and the prohibition of Monday, the criminalization of the mullet and (Kipp insists) mandatory genital waxing.
Kipp reminds us that when voting for Spritopias/Creepatron you are voting for boobies instead of a pair of boobs (which major party tickets have proven: two boobs do not boobies make).
