oh what a circus, oh what a show

as this funeral, wake, etc becomes more and more of a circus I was dispatched to get the cake for the wake, I call it the wake cake. As indignant as I am about all of this I am still trying my best to be all things to all people. I'm the big brother/cousin. I gotta hold it together, support and kick ass. However the Major's older brother is being a dick and making this a fiasco. I was tempted to get a cake with Grandma's face on it to go with the irreverent theme that my Uncle is creating.

I called the Major (ret) now a chef. He'll make the cake for me.