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January 10, 2004
What, really, is the point of going to Mars? I can�t see one. You know what they have on Mars? Me either and it�s not making life any worse not knowing what is going on there.

At last estimate it would cost $400 Billion Dollars to do this. It just seems like I could find 800 Billion other things to spend that money on. I don�t think we need to create jobs at Boeing and Lockheed Martin that bad.

I usually support the President and the Space Program but I don�t supper this. As long as homeless drug addicts break into my car and there are kids who can�t pay for college there will be a better use for $400 Billion Dollars.

There is a point to going into space but right now it just looks like we�re trying to be the first on Mars to be the first on Mars.

I honestly don�t believe that we�ve actually been to the Moon. Did you know that we can see Martians scratching their butts in high resolution but we can�t see the flag they planted on the moon? I bet it was done on a sound stage in California and not an actually landing on the moon.

People, and especially Americans, will believe and buy almost anything you tell them. We should just give Ted Turner two billion dollars and SAY we landed on Mars. Who would know? Who would care? I think people would be happier with the savings they�d get before they�d be happy with $400 Billion down the tubes.

There are rocks on Mars. Rocks, rocks, and more rocks. If you want rocks fund a manned mission to Appalachia or the Rockies. They�ve got rocks and so does Jenny from the Block, just don�t get confused by them and THINK she�s Mars.

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