some lights seem eternal
in this springtime of hope

promises, promises

April 20, 2004
I misread my email list because my eyes were tired. I thought Bush/Cheney 2004 was offering thicker, longer penises. That, ladies and gentlemen, would get out the vote. Replay all the crazy promises; all the campaign platforms and what have you. Would it be so far fetched for them to offer us thicker, longer penises?

One good thing about Theresa Heinz-Kerry: she�s honest about loving her some botox. Only in America.

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