let them eat cake (with their starbucks)
Not all canned pumpkins were created equal. Thomas Jefferson will try to fool you into thinking that bologna; do not let him.
I am currently baking cupcakes for the same event that required a pumpkin caramel cheesecake, namely that we are celebrating the birth of Martin Luther. Yes, Martin Luther, the Theologian who inspired Western Civilizations better attributes chief among them our legal system.
To own the truth, I will give my kids a party for anything. We have celebrated Chanukah, Kansas Day, festivals for Saints whose contributions evades me, and obscure Presidential birthdays. Take that, Grover Cleveland.
My cupcakes are beeping; I will talk to you later.