Whoever Billy Jean was written about must feel like an ass

You know whom the Santa Barbara Police Department should call: the Gang from Scooby Do. Michael Jackson looks like one of the villains that they uncover in their investigations so if anyone is going to crack this case it will be a poorly animated and written team of teenagers and a talking dog. If it is going to happen, it will most likely happen in California.

My opinion on the Michael Jackson situation is that it is not really funny:
1. At worst, Michael Jackson is mentally ill and should have been helped years ago before he hurt anyone. Cleary anyone who would hurt children like that is wrong in the head, someone who is right in the head should have intervened.
2. At best he is eccentric and someone is making money of the fact that he is generous, caring and so completely bizarre (anyone who wears uniforms like that, parades around with a baboon, changed ethnic groups, and has a tree house at forty-seven has some screws loose)
3. The parents of the children accusing Michael Jackson, if convicted, should be convicted for whatever it is we do to pimps because that is what they did to their child for money, I do not buy the whole �he took us hostage� we all know Michael Jackson is not right in the head, they should never have gone there.
4. Whoever Billy Jean was written about must feel like an ass
5. They should change the lyrics from �breaking young girl�s hearts� to �touching young boy�s parts� and I am only saying that because I have someone who presents my ideas as their own.
6. We all need to stop acting as if we did not own his tape back in 1983 when he was cool.
7. He stole the �one glove� shtick from Luke Skywalker
8. Going to prison will only help Michael in the end, look what it did to Martha Stewart. Going to prison is the new black for infamous American White Women.