I thought Jesus cured the lame, I was wrong
The tragedy of November 2, 2004 will not be Senator John Kerry�s election to the White House but the fact that he will be elected because people hate George W. Bush, not because anyone supports him.
I thought Jesus cured the lame when he was on Earth and perhaps he needs to make a short visit before the second coming to heal some more lame people, namely the pastor at my church.
Wednesday in chapel he announced that we were having a �reformation carnival� on the same day as Halloween as an �alternative� to Halloween where the children will do all the Halloween activities but we are just not calling it a Halloween party. The children are encouraged to dress up like characters from the Bible, and oh boy, does the Bible have characters! The Bible has no shortage of hookers, murderers, thieves, pimps, demons, devils, giants, witches, and other unsavory people and beings. There was no shortage of people following Jesus that would appear on COPS.
The discerning child will not choose one of those because they know they will catch hell for it. The smart child (at the direction of their teacher) will choose one of the Saints. I think it would be much cooler to not go as a Saint but as one of the Saints during their martyrdom. Someone could be Saint Sebastian with arrows all over them or Saint Peter upside down on a cross. Honestly, the prize would HAVE to go to someone upside down on a cross.
I totally disagree with this carnival because if you are against Halloween then, be against it. Do not celebrate Halloween in everything but name. That is just wicked lame.
