GolfWidowPolooza
The President of the United States will show up with Lisa Loeb so Golf Widow can correct their grammar and logic in person, Kipp will smoke 1000 cigarettes (at once) to protest nonsmoking, and Martha Stewart will give a presentation to That Man of Hers on how to buy bed sheets. Al Gore will be on hand to admit that he invented he invented the internet so Golf Widow could spread her snark to the entire planet. The Pretend Internet Boy Harem will pay homage to her, I will sing a duet of �I�ve Got You Babe� with Pandionna. It will rock.
On my budget, we will be lucky to sober up Whitney Houston and go to Mc Donald�s. God knows that Governor Roland and Senator Edwards are not busy at the moment. We would have this at Martha Stewart�s house but she has been a right bitch about the house sitting arrangement I worked out with her that I would not even bother her about it.
On May 12, 2005 we will celebrate Golf Widow�s amazing achievement. Rock it with us!
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Remember, with out Golf Widow, there would be no Spritopias. How sad is that?