If they could dance around me with a pig�s head on a pike, they would.
As I stalked back up to my classroom, I rehearsed what I was going to say to them. Where, exactly, had they left their brains this morning? Where did they think they were going to school? I do not teach in public school because I am actively avoiding the shenanigans of the public school population, thank you very much.
That is just the germane topics that ran through my head.
When I got back to the room, I took the podium and looked at the eleven faces looking back at me and said, �Name and name, you know right from wrong. I cannot express in words how disappointed I am at your behavior.� Class, open your grammars to page one hundred eight, we are reviewing the four types of sentences. Matthias, what is the first clue you have that a sentence if interrogative?�
The two boys cried. As well, they should have, disappointing someone is a terrible feeling and I have to be honest that I have never been disappointed in someone in my life before Monday. Sure, I have been let down; this was a new and awful feeling.
Usually, all I have to say is, �you�re on my list,� a reference to President Nixon�s head on Futurama. They understand this cultural reference. When something happens in my classroom, which is rare, I have to look up what to do because we use the discipline policy so rarely that after two years I still do not have it memorized, and I wrote it.
you�re on my list
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