Sarah reclaims me as her bitch...
Last Cigarette: Never had one
Last Alcoholic Drink: I had one when I was with JFTB but I don�t remember what it was.
Last Car Ride: I went to the Mall with JFTB
Last Good Cry: The last time I left Long Island
Last Library Book Checked Out: A World Restored in College
Last Movie Seen in Theatres: Peter Pan when I took my class on a field trip
Last Book Read: Beloved by Toni Morrison
Last Cuss Word Uttered: motherfucker
Last Food Consumed: Chicken Nuggets and Mac n� Cheese was hot lunch.
Last Phone Call: April Fett, I always call April Fett. She�s the sole reason I own a phone.
Last TV Show Watched: Probably the People�s Court or Futurama.
Last Time Showered: This morning
Last Shoes Worn: My black slip on Eccos
Last CD Played: A mix CD I made for Emily titled, Connecticut: It�s for Queers.
Last Item Bought: I put the school�s next field trip on my Master Card, does that count?
Last Download: A Michelle Branch song (she makes me swoon)
Last Annoyance: A kid in my class said, �I don�t get it.� How could he? He refused to open his book up.
Last Disappointment: Today was not a snow day.
Last Soda Drank: Dr. Pepper
Last Thing Written: I sent an email to Jeremy.
Last Key Used: The colon
Last Word Spoken:: Beyonce, get off Jerry Springer!
Last Sleep: Two days ago
Last IM: �I wish� to Paula
Last Weird Encounter: The cashier at the grocery hit on me
Last Ice Cream Eaten: Vanilla
Last Time Amused: This little girl at the grocery started screaming, �Pork Rinds! MOMMY! Look at the Pork Rinds!�
Last Time Hugged: Bus duty, the little kids all have to touch me before they leave. They think that because I�m fat like the Buddha that they�ll get good luck from rubbing my stomach.
Last Time Resentful: Last night when my dad told me that I had to mend my relationship with his worthless in-laws.
Last Chair Sat In: The one I�m in now
Last Lipstick Used: I found it in the seat of Jen�s Mercedes and she said not to use it because it wasn�t hers and Eva Braun was the previous owner.
Last Shirt Worn: An oxford, a white oxford. You get ten free after joining the Republican Party.
Last Webpage Visited: Cable News Network
