would the real tom sawyer please stand up

I could write an entire diary based on the antics of the girl in my class. She is the devil. She is the feminine Tom Sawyer. Do not tell me how much you love Tom Sawyer, everyone, especially teachers, love Tom Sawyer�that is until you are the one teaching Mr. Or Ms. Sawyer. It is funny until the joke is on you, right?

Today, or tomorrow, we are diagramming sentences on the parking lot. I hope it offends the old people on Sunday morning. They hate any display of youth on their property. I wish I were more mature and could respect their feelings.