so, what this comes down to is: you want a blind man to give up his only companion?
January 20, 2004
Today I was at the grocery store today and the creepy cashier slipped me his phone number. This happens too often. I try my hardest to look as ugly as possible so that I�ll be as undesirable as possible (No, God did that you fool) and no matter what I do these people still want to date me. Ugh. The next time this happens I�m going to post the person�s number on this page so that someone, somewhere will call them. I�m sure that Suburban Island would lay the smack down on me for pulling a nasty stunt like that on the internet but I would still enjoy it.
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