Fireworks from the Freeway
I was informed of this today during my luncheon hour at school and that I would have to finger the suspect on Thursday. I told the police officer, �That's terribly forward don't you think? I mean, we've just met.� I think I mentioned before that I have two personality disorders. The first is that I think I�m really funny and that leads me to say things like that. I have a goal of being the dominant personality on Kipp�s sub-profile.
Today I learned that: laughing at your own bad joke is always in worse taste than laughing at your own joke.
Additionally, I learned that �fuck-tard� is not a word to use on the phone with your mother or anyone with the honorific �mother� in their title unless their title is �Bad Ass Motherfucker� but Samuel L. Jackson was busy when I tried to call him and let him in on the news. We�re homies, we talk.
If I�ve never said it before: �God Bless the United States Marines�