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Superfluous Discourse: the Blasphemous conceits of a blue-eyed devil |
Description: Well dressed conservative New England Schoolteacher fighting ignorance with humor and wit using the skills honed from years of journalism and academic debate and the lingering remains of a New York accent.
Strengths: Has a brain the size of a planet, sees the humor in EVERYTHING and a fierce sense of loyalty, propriety and patriotism. Extremely idealistic, orthodox Lutheran.
Weaknesses: Apple Computer products, kryptonite, Volkswagens, Japanese, German, Jewish or Italian food and Belgian Chocolate. Is also extremely idealistic and prone to �tilt at windmills.� Horrible speller.
Turn Ons: Conservative commentary, intelligent conservation, a sense of humor and people with black hair and green eyes. (Spritopias is a closeted Italian)
Turn Offs: closed minds, angry liberals, religious fanatics, excuses and naked men.
Weapons: Pen, Paper, iBook, iPod, Digital Camera, Camera phone, creepatron, personal army of boys trained to diagram sentences and kill.
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