don't mess with kansas either

Next week I start teaching about Moses, and anyone who knows James Whatley knows that Moses was �the Man,� even when you factor such great men as Batman, Han Solo and Theodore Roosevelt.

I got a Moses action figure today, which I think is the COOLEST thing since the Jesus action figure with �walk on water� action. I can�t wait to show the kids, I�ll probably get fired for that.

I also got my sister a tank top with pink handguns on it, if it weren�t so expensive I�d have gotten Kipp one too. I got a shirt that says �Don�t Mess with Kansas Either.� I think that�s so clever, I can only hope that it pisses someone off.