why don't you two get a room, okay?
Kipp and I left comments noting our support in his notes because nothing picks you up like the unconditional support of people you would not recognize at Target. However, Kipp included in her comment, �IMHO,� in my humble opinion, as if Kipp�s opinion or Kipp�s anything were humble. It sparked this exchange:
from spritopias : creepatron, IMHO? Give us a break, you're anything
but humble. Bitch, Please! [Bitch, Please! Is a registered colloquialism of Spritopias and its subsidiaries]
from creepatron : You're just jealous that when my plane gets hijacked from Spokane and my topless foiling of terrorists turns "Bitch, please" into the next "Let's roll" the made for TV movie will feature Gary Coleman as the bitter Christopias.
from spritopias : Damn it, Creepatron! I want that sissy boy Elijah Wood to play me! No one else can portray me, I won't hear of it. I hope you're portrayed by dried up old Stockard Channing!! I want that sissy boy Elijah Wood to play me! No one else can portray me, I won't hear of it. I hope you're portrayed by dried up old Stockard Channing!
from creepatron : Stockard Channing! That old hack! Thinks she can first lady my ass, I'll have none of it. Why don't we compromise, I'll be that girl from the N'Sync video "Bye Bye Bye", and you can be Erik Per Sullivan, known for his groundbreaking work as 'Dewey' on Malcolm in the Middle. Wait a minute--who should play Luis?
from spritopias : See, Guapo, This is what happens when the increasingly conservative young people go emulating Bob Dole.
from spritopias : I have to put my foot down for Elijah Wood
from creepatron : or for Elijah�s wood
from spritopias : That guy who played Superman on Lois and Clark, namely because Clark Kent had a job and we really don't
from creepatron : What about Toby McGuire? He bothers me significantly less than that hobbit wiener. Viagra is such a scam! I haven't had an erection in 19 years and nothing has worked for me.
from spritopias : I look more like Toby, and he does kiss girls and that is something we've yet to see Elijah do. I'm afraid of the extended DVD of ROTK because I really don't want to know what Sam and Frodo did on those dark Mordor nights and speaking of viagra, I don't know what I'd do with an erection for four hours! It might be useful for some people but I have plenty of hangers.
from spritopias : Let's be honest, any movie about us would be "Karen and Jack's Big Adventure"
from creepatron : It would be a whirlwind adventure about the two of us. Unlike Pee Wee's Big Adventure there will be no discernable plot and the majority of the movie will just be us giggling at the word "boobie".
from spritopias : and shouting "bitch"
from spritopias : Don't we both have IM?
from creepatron : Aren't we actually both IMing each other right now?
from spritopias : oh, yeah
from creepatron : Oops.
If you�re dyslexic you might enjoy the actual conversation, but as the notes put the most recent at the top it made no sense to anyone else.
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Also, if you are on Jeopardy and the clue is �What Christopias did all summer.� Talked to Kipp on IM would be a good answer, as well as �went to the beach and you did not.�
