You wouldn�t want to walk up to the WRONG five hundred pound man
My friend got new glasses, I would love nothing more to post them here so you all could experience them. They look like swim goggles. I was walking beside them today, I wanted to puff out my cheeks and act as if I was swimming beside her. The glasses are bigger than her head and exaggerate her need to read anything, ever. We have reached a point where I am calling someone ridiculous and that says a great deal about the person.
I am not a royal watcher but we are all too interested in Prince Charles� engagement to Camilla Parker Bowles. If they are happy, we should be happy for them. I find it absurd that people I work with are upset by this but these are the same retards who could not be bothered to vote for a Presidential candidate or know who they even were, but live by the mantra �ask not what American Idol can do for you, but what you can do for American Idol.� Text messaging Ryan Seacrest as to who should be the next American Idol is a sacred civic duty! We all have to do our part. Everyone deserves to be happy, I would not want to stand in the way of their happiness. I hope to find my own horse-faced woman to write love letters with stomach wrenching metaphors and to live happily ever after with. Prince Charles found his one true love thirty-five years ago, let him marry her. Is that not a better example than living together outside of marriage?
At least they will not be making babies together.