Have you had YOUR break today?
Consider this:
Mc Donald�s Restaurants are a global empire stretching to every part of the globe, with even a kiosk style store in Antarctica for the Penguins. Exhibit A
Proof of Conspiracy
The letter "M" is the symbol of Mc Donald's. If you look at the letter M and flip it over, you have the letter W. This implicates the President of the United States. He is in league with the corporate leviathan. Michael Moore himself is a pawn of the Mc Donald�s scheme: he spreads disinformation � even about Mc Donald�s � to distract us from what is going on. The proof of that is even simpler than the implication of the President�s involvement in this plan: clearly, Michael Moore has seen the business end of a Big Mac. Exhibit B and Exhibit C
Mc Donald�s evil is easy to see in their mascot is Ronald Mc Donald. Ronald Mc Donald is white and all white people are bad, bad people. He is also very wealthy, and is actually Donald Rumsfeld in drag. Exhibit D
The Conspiracy:
Mc Donald�s goal is to keep the population of the world under their thumb but making it obese and lazy.
Their plan is simple: the provide jobs to millions of American teenagers who in turn spend the money they earn in shopping malls on cheap consumer goods produced in the third world. This �easy come, easy go� economy for the youth of America causes two other effects: the erosion of education and the desire for education. The youth are too tired from toiling over ovens, cash registers, and soda fountains to pay attention in school � ruining their academic careers trapping them at the Big M. In turn, the money is great when you are young and you ignore the benefits of higher education and neglect it for free meals and flexible scheduling.
This consumption creates jobs and opportunities in the third world, raising the standard of living, creating a desire for cheap consumer goods and fast food establishments of their own in the third world. The second world is actually another dimension; the CIA invented it so they could train ninja chefs away from the prying eyes of Martha Stewart.
Martha Stewart was working against this conspiracy and that is the real reason that the Government imprisoned here in West Virginia. Martha promoted active living, and cooking your own food, as well secretly trying to uncover this deception. West Virginia is the prototype of the third world and is where Mc Donald�s tests its plans; this is how they know it will work.
In turn, the people consuming the food will become fat from the intake of processed garbage and become unable to rise up against the President, Michael Moore, and Ronald Mc Donald Rumsfeld. We will forget how to cook for ourselves and will become dependent on them for sustenance. There are also narcotics in the food that will cause those who can boil water to suffer from terrible withdrawal symptoms making resistance impossible.
Our children are already under their control. The drugs hit them in the womb. They were then ingrained into their diets at an early age. In addition to the drugs, Happy Meal toys have listening devises in them as well as radios that control our children�s brains. They lure in our old with the senior discounts and drug their coffee. Old people vote, they are the only ones who have time.
Without Martha Stewart to lead us, we will not be able to resist them. We are unable to tell what is a �Good Thing� or not and are unaware of anything good, nutritious, or decent in the world.
The terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 were a part of this plot. That commercial space needed to be cleared for Mc Donald�s plan to build a super restaurant, shaped like a Golden Arch, starting on Manhattan Island and stretching to Los Angeles. When they are done, you will be able to see it from space. It will be a galactic eye sore, knowing no equal. We will have to colonize Mars so there can be a more convenient drive through for the probulating aliens that live on Jupiter�s Moon, Europa. It was those aliens who gave Mc Donald�s the �secret sauce� that drugs and controls us.
Eventually, when the Third World is overrun by Mc Donald�s restaurants and ninja chefs poor out of the wormhole that connects our world to the second world, we will be without hope and under their control. Jesus will be replaced by Ronald Mc Donald, Buddha with the Grimace, and the Prophet Mohammed with the Hamburgler. Everyone will have the Golden Arches tattooed on their foreheads on their wrists.
They have already invaded our most holy places in America � Super Wal Mart. They have our children. They have our old. What are we going to give them next? Something we actually value?
How can we stop them? We can stop them by freeing Martha Stewart from her captivity in West Virginia! They are trying to implant her brain with microchips that will control her too! We do not have much time. We must free her before it is too late � for all of us.
