happy new year
The Revolution was amazing. It started in the summer with the creation of the Republic of Spritopias, Paulsylvania, and Suburban Island as unique, powerful, and sovereign political entities and then progressed into the liberation of Diary Land from the Oligarchs who controlled into a caretaker government overseen by Betty Already and Phoebe Coulter. Eventually, elections were called for and won handily by the Spritopias/Creepatron ticket over a diarist who cannot spell. Daniel-san, the President-elect�s best friend* came up with the campaign slogan �I would never vote for a man I could beat in a spelling bee.� Proving that Spritopias and Creepatron were superior to someone who �hooches� his content.**
I must always remember the first directive issued by the Vice-President elect, Kipp , �thou shalt have no other pimp outs before Kipp that it might be well with Kipp�s stats and fruitful unto her site meter, amen, look at my boobies!�
Additionally, my car made it twelve months without being broken into, vandalized, stolen, pulled over, or crashed. Sure, the battery died but I have had the car six years. Only using one battery in that stretch of time is amazing. However, the Vice-President elect - Kipp , notes that she is more amazing. I had to wait until it was officially 2005 to note that my car had gone unscathed for so very long.
*Be honest, it�s the President-elect�s cousin and therefore friendship and felicity is required under the contractual obligation)
**If you are going to hooch content, hooch good content.
