that isn't a happy meal toy, it's my friend
The first one was for safe, permanent and legal penis enlargement that was medically sound. Bitch, Please! If there were a safe, legal, permanent and medically sound way to enlarge penises there would be a line around the block for it, you wouldn�t have to advertise it on the internet and it would be covered by medical insurance.
You know that�s true. Just like Viagra before it Penis Enlargement will be free and readily available to men and it will be a disgusting spectacle. Since I�m not using mine for anything substantial I don�t really care what size it is or isn�t. It�s a fact of American life that male related medical endeavors are paid for and women�s are not. You�re the majority Ladies, make that a voting issue and force the Congress to capitulate to your will.
I got an offer to see Shannon Dougherty have sex with her husband. It said, �If you enjoyed the Paris Hilton Video, you�ll love this!� I didn�t see the Paris Hilton video but I would rather not see Shannon Dougherty do ANYTHING but if she�s naked, keep it away. I told Luis (el-guapo) that give then choice between the two I would rather someone poop in my mouth than see her do the nasty, and I�m sure it�s VERY nasty.
Heaven help me, I wrote this while listening to Alanis Morissette. I guess I can identify with her inability to write or sing.
