I am just paranoid, or do I just suck?

I am on my way home. Take my advice New England: avoid Middle America. There be Monsters.

The Pennsylvania Turnpike is only for the stout of heart. Ohio? Don't drink anything before you get there or until you leave. They don't believe in bathrooms.

Join the new rings listed in the previous entry.

I'm reading the diaries, has the world gone to hell? You leave for a minute and it all falls apart.