christopher stewart living
March 10, 2004
I want to apply for a killer job that is opening up this summer in Connecticut. I want to house sit for Martha Stewart while she�s in prison. I would invite you over; we would have a killer barbeque. Everyone would come, the diary land peeps, Amanya would have to bring Bill O�Reilly so we could make it loud.
We could film, �Christopher Stewart Living� where I�d show you how to make dinner with very few ingredients and then I�d show you to heat up left over food. I would wear her clothes and use her stuff. I would invite that woman from SNL who does Martha Stewart over and we�d have a grand time.