Solution to the Iraq and North Korean Questions

I�m not ready for the Republic to mobilize for war against Iraq. I don�t think we have what we need in our current military. We have what we need in reserve, so I suggest we use it.

To get rid of world dictators you just need to call upon the Kansas National Guard�s Ruby Slipper Battalion led by our very own Kristy Waterman (my other baby daddy). Need an oppressive bitch taken out? Like any good, liberal Kansan she�s drop a house on your ass. Anyone can drop a house. Kristy is exceptional in that not only can she drop a house on you but she can also revitalize your economy and reorganize your government.

She was quoted as saying, �George W. Bush quotes �the economic text book� I know for damn sure that he didn�t read it. He can�t, I know because I wrote it and it�s above his reading level. It�s right up there with, �The Cat in the Hat.� If you need a job done correctly you need a woman to do it. My daughter Sarah will tell you that we must always triumph because boys are dumb.�

Miss Waterman�s other accomplishments include dropping houses on the former leaders Indonesia, Pakistan and Chad. The liberation of East Timor and public health in Kenya are to her credit. She is a former padawan of Christopher Stewart whether she admits it or not and is the father to several of his children. Her best work has been done with James who also learned everything he knows from Renea and myself.

North Korea has one answer. Leah.

Bred for Superior Germanics Leah is the consummate German. She comes with sound Lutheran Doctrine and has low center of gravity so she�s virtually unrollable and indestructible. That coupled with a sexiness that transcends all logic and sexuality makes her the consummate soldier.

Leah has a crack team of second grade ESL commandos in Communist China and isn�t afraid to use them. Pointing out that while Sarah may have felt like Guilliver in China she was right at home. China was built for Leah and her Army is trained for it. If you don�t think this plan will work then you need to reread Bush�s plan and you�ll realize that my way is better. Not afraid? You go ahead and hold off a hoard of second graders with no lunch and a bad attitude. You�d back down too.