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Whatley for Governor

August 05, 2003
Quote of the Day, No one cares what goes on in California, I�m from there, we�re just waiting for it to fall into the Ocean. Mr. Peregoy, Member of Government CON PS

I have been watching the California Political Situation closely and its come to my attention that someone needs to step into the fray, unify the people of California.

If Governor Davis is recalled it takes a simple plurality to replace him. In case you�re unaware of how this works, it�s quite simple: the person with the most � not the majority � wins. You can't be too careful.

The people of California need a reasonable alternative to Governor Davis and the reasonable alternative is obviously James Whatley of Orange County, with Kristy Waterman as the Lieutenant Governor. People should not underestimate the statutory responsibility of the Lieutenant Governor, we can blame her for everything. LET�S GO STATUS QUO. Melissa Potter-Brandenburg can serve as First Lady � she can be glamorous enough for California. I�m sure Madeline can be prevailed upon to provide us with her legal expertise and erroneous investigations as Attorney General. Justin will of course still take care of the EBT.

Mr. Whatley has a solid record and firm stands on key issues such as Foreign Policy with Lesotho, Health Care and the Homeless. Additionally, his prowess as a liar is unparallel. Dr. Renea and I have never done better work.

I can do this, with the Princesses fundraising abilities and my ad campaigns we can take California. Please support our efforts and add your name to the comments at the bottom of the page. He needs 1000 signatures to get the ball rolling, so get signing!

This is a picture of James, he�s clearly the better dressed one in the tan Hugo Boss.

I ran James� ads for his campaign to administer the finances of the Senate in University. Here are those ads.

Endorsed by the Pope.

Soviet Styled Sexy.

Orange Juice is good for you.

That woman is on her knees, but I don�t think she�s praying...

Endorsed by the Ayatollah.

Sara�s Diary is the Diary of the Day.

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