spritopias annouces official endorsements

I saw on the news that Al Gore, former Vice-President of the United States and the man who got bested by George W. Bush in the my daddy can be up your daddy contest, endorsed former Vermont Governor Howard Dean, to be President of the United States.

As you�re well aware the Editor-in-Chief at Spritopias as well as the Editor for Supermodel Interviews, Kayce, could care less about what the Former Vice-President thinks, however it brings the important issue of who it is that we here at Spritopias endorse for President, the Senate and Meade County Dog Catcher.

No matter the office, no matter the municipality or jurisdiction, no matter the constituency or responsibility; we whole-heartedly endorse James Whatley for that office and Kristy Waterman Plander as his running mate when appropriate.