"bring your bowels to work" day
October 07, 2003
Never, never call in sick to work when you're actually sick. This is irresponsible. Work sick and play well. Don't be a dolt and waste a perfectly good day off throwing up or feeling miserable. You�re miserable when you�re sick and you�re miserable when you�re at work. You should economize this miserable time into as many activities as possible. Benjamin Franklin would be proud of that Yankee ingenuity. If you�re throwing up you should definitely go to work. If at work they pay people to clean it you should not deprive them of their livelihood, however if at work you are the person who�d clean such a mess run across the street to the local McDonald�s for that business, diarrhea should be taken to Taco Bell � they�re better equipped for it.
As someone who has recently left the glorious paradise called, �Mom�s House� I have learned a most important lesson, �Don�t make a mess that you don�t want to clean.�
Please remember that free time or just plain time away from work is valuable and should be cherished. Do not waste it with an explosive stomach and loose bowels.
