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New Senate Analysis

January 07, 2003
My view on the new Senators:

James Talent is an age progressed Heath Curtis.

Lisa Murkowski has BIG SCARY EYES.

Nothing, not even an airplane hijacked by Al Qaeda could penetrate the hair of Elizabeth Dole.

John Sununu is almost as scary as his father.

Norm Coleman, Brooklyn Accent and a Hofstra Education. I guess they DO teach success.

Saxby Chambliss his name is cruel enough he doesn�t need my help.

Frank Lautenburg looks like Frankenstein.

Lindsey Graham, only in the south do men have that name.

John Cornyn is scary tall but everything is bigger in Texas.

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