I don't care if I do get to strap a knife to my calf
I will never earn my testicles merit badge pulling off stunts like that. Even I am not about to run around the world dressed up in kilt. I don�t care if Scottish people do it. I have a news flash for you, I�m not Scottish. It�s a great part of their heritage. My people wear tiny leather shorts and hats with feathers. I don�t wear that. I�m not about to celebrate Saint Andrew�s Day like a native, speaking of Andrew, he�d throw me in the river for that kind of stunt.
Don�t get me wrong, if that�s a part of your culture I think it�s great. I have no idea what possessed me to say I�d do that � it was probably for the comedy of it all but now I�m thinking, �Me in a dress? That�s not so funny.�