pop up abercrombie and fitch

We have an Abercrombie and Fitch Credit Card at our house and with that comes an optional subscription to their slightly pornographic catalog. I�m not debating that catalog here because I debated that long ago. What I would like to mention is that they sent us a shorter, clothing catalog instead of the �pornographic catalog� because we asked not to be sent the one without clothing.

I didn�t know they had a clothing catalog really and was shocked to get it. I opened it and I was actually a little timid about doing that because if there was one naked ass or exposed penis in the whole book I would have opened it to that while still walking back from the mailbox. Actually, my luck it would have been one of those SPAM E-mail penises of gargantuan size that would have been made into a pop-up, slapping me in my face or worse yet popping into my mouth as I said something or yelled at the dog. �There goes that strange boy again performing fellacio on clothing catalogs.� It would probably be laminated and get stuck in my mouth. I would get a cut that would become infected in my mouth (an infection is what you get for having the penis of a strange catalog in your mouth) and have to explain that to the doctor. �How did you get this cut in your mouth?� and I�d answer? I don�t know how you�d explain that.

The breasts on the naked girl page wouldn�t jump out at me, oh no, just the horse penises.

There were no penises, hardly any models mainly clothing which was a nice change from the normal fair in clothing advertisement of, �You don�t have this body so please wrap yours up.�