Comments:

Colleen
This is sick, what I'm about to share, but it wouldn't be sharing if it wasn't... you know, sharing: I am secretly hoping that because stupid people are abnormally fertile, I am abnormally NOT. Ain't nobody gonna believe I'm the next virgin mary, if you knowwhati'msayin'. STD (read:fetus) is the best thing I will read all day, I just know it. :)
[2005-04-21 07:34:04]

This is sick, what I'm about to share, but it wouldn't be sharing if it wasn't... you know, sharing: I am secretly hoping that because stupid people are abnormally fertile, I am abnormally NOT. Ain't nobody gonna believe I'm the next virgin mary, if you knowwhati'msayin'. STD (read:fetus) is the best thing I will read all day, I just know it. :)

Summer Gale
RE: "stupid people are abnormally fertile. Also, stupid people have a bad habit of being incredibly attractive and it would be my luck to catch some STD (read: fetus) from one of them" OMG is that ever true! You have no idea how many times I've wanted to tell a good looking guy to pls shut up because he's talking me out of it!
[2005-04-21 11:32:56]

RE: "stupid people are abnormally fertile. Also, stupid people have a bad habit of being incredibly attractive and it would be my luck to catch some STD (read: fetus) from one of them" OMG is that ever true! You have no idea how many times I've wanted to tell a good looking guy to pls shut up because he's talking me out of it!

Alex Vance
I hope you didn't sprain your ankle gathering your sperm donation. If so, you're doing it all wrong.
[2005-04-21 17:04:09]

I hope you didn't sprain your ankle gathering your sperm donation. If so, you're doing it all wrong.

bettyalready
HAHA! Oh they eat meat. I think it's a choice they make for themselves when they're older. That's just me. You're nice! I think you'd want to enter our house with a haz-mat uniform. It's quite the mess. It's making me feel worse.
[2005-04-21 17:45:51]

HAHA! Oh they eat meat. I think it's a choice they make for themselves when they're older. That's just me. You're nice! I think you'd want to enter our house with a haz-mat uniform. It's quite the mess. It's making me feel worse.

bettyalready
I was leaning over Boo helping her on the computer and she kept saying something. "What Boo?" Boo: "Your boobs are kind of drooping on me." Obviously that's quite bothersome. For the both of us.
[2005-04-21 17:51:48]

I was leaning over Boo helping her on the computer and she kept saying something. "What Boo?" Boo: "Your boobs are kind of drooping on me." Obviously that's quite bothersome. For the both of us.

andrew
While I am in the gutter, Pandionna and I were looking at (read: mocking) someone�s family photo album on Buzz Net and talking about how the father in the family was habitually unemployed. I made the statement, and I stand by it, that if I had a vagina, I would demand to see a solid resume and employment history before I ever let someone put their penis in me because there are few absolute truths left and one of them is: stupid people are abnormally fertile. Also, stupid people have a bad habit of being incredibly attractive and it would be my luck to catch some STD (read: fetus) from one of them. Christopher....If this makes you and Terri happy, then I am truly happy for you both... Andrew
[2005-04-21 19:58:34]

While I am in the gutter, Pandionna and I were looking at (read: mocking) someone�s family photo album on Buzz Net and talking about how the father in the family was habitually unemployed. I made the statement, and I stand by it, that if I had a vagina, I would demand to see a solid resume and employment history before I ever let someone put their penis in me because there are few absolute truths left and one of them is: stupid people are abnormally fertile. Also, stupid people have a bad habit of being incredibly attractive and it would be my luck to catch some STD (read: fetus) from one of them. Christopher....If this makes you and Terri happy, then I am truly happy for you both... Andrew

Pandi
Yes, but not all stupid people are attractive.
[2005-04-21 22:20:47]

Yes, but not all stupid people are attractive.

Casey
Man. I swear to God that you said, "I've got four new bannaners." I was actually hoping you had said it, because I would have had one more thing to use to snark at you for another year.
[2005-04-21 22:42:44]

Man. I swear to God that you said, "I've got four new bannaners." I was actually hoping you had said it, because I would have had one more thing to use to snark at you for another year.

Jody
You know something? No. You probably don't. Won't waste your time. Please use protection, wouldn't want you to give anyone an std or two . . .
[2005-04-24 02:20:43]

You know something? No. You probably don't. Won't waste your time. Please use protection, wouldn't want you to give anyone an std or two . . .

Kipp
He's such a manchild. It's adoreable! Yet so sad. Those poor kids.
[2005-04-25 19:02:31]

He's such a manchild. It's adoreable! Yet so sad. Those poor kids.

Christopias Spritopher
Jody, believe whatever that loser told you if that gets you off. He always assumes we're talking about him, no matter what we're talking about.
[2005-04-25 19:02:44]

Jody, believe whatever that loser told you if that gets you off. He always assumes we're talking about him, no matter what we're talking about.

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