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Casey
My AIM won't open...sorry.
[2003-08-30 14:56:46]

My AIM won't open...sorry.

emo
guess who's back. no really, go on and guess. guuuessss...ok, i'll tell you. MEEEEE! thank you for filling my guestbook whilst i was away. makes me feel all warm and fuzzy and wanted.
[2003-08-30 15:01:35]

guess who's back. no really, go on and guess. guuuessss...ok, i'll tell you. MEEEEE! thank you for filling my guestbook whilst i was away. makes me feel all warm and fuzzy and wanted.

princess
SEE SEE SEE you should have let leave my half eaten food and drink in your car...then they would have had snack too. Meanie
[2003-08-30 15:02:43]

SEE SEE SEE you should have let leave my half eaten food and drink in your car...then they would have had snack too. Meanie

Kelly
Okay. You have *the* best banner ever. I mean, Jesus from the block? *chokes on her green tea and walks away giggling*
[2003-08-30 15:09:28]

Okay. You have *the* best banner ever. I mean, Jesus from the block? *chokes on her green tea and walks away giggling*

bettyalready
Dude you are so fast. I mean... fast fast. Now I have to read your entry.
[2003-08-30 18:18:20]

Dude you are so fast. I mean... fast fast. Now I have to read your entry.

bettyalready
Oh. My. Gosh. Great way to write about it. Fucking assholes.
[2003-08-30 18:21:17]

Oh. My. Gosh. Great way to write about it. Fucking assholes.

bettyalready
how many potential Mrs. Spritopias are we talkin about here? Yeah. I knew you weren't fucking with me.
[2003-08-30 18:25:21]

how many potential Mrs. Spritopias are we talkin about here? Yeah. I knew you weren't fucking with me.

Regan
My car has been stolen twice. It has also been found twice, once down the street still running, and once in front of a Tim Horton's. I think that every now and then it just needs some alone time.
[2003-08-30 19:06:01]

My car has been stolen twice. It has also been found twice, once down the street still running, and once in front of a Tim Horton's. I think that every now and then it just needs some alone time.

bettyalready
Dude, you are SO full of sh**. You made me laugh though!
[2003-08-30 22:58:43]

Dude, you are SO full of sh**. You made me laugh though!

bettyalready
Do you know who the most sexy diarist is? You man. And your President "43" shirt. You go man.
[2003-08-30 23:05:53]

Do you know who the most sexy diarist is? You man. And your President "43" shirt. You go man.

bettyalready
Dude, I seriously think you're right. I mean, everyone else must be off doing something. All I did today was wrestle my child out of the window and paint a chicken coop.
[2003-08-30 23:06:44]

Dude, I seriously think you're right. I mean, everyone else must be off doing something. All I did today was wrestle my child out of the window and paint a chicken coop.

bettyalready
Hey did you know that people actually own Jesus action figures?
[2003-08-30 23:07:57]

Hey did you know that people actually own Jesus action figures?

bettyalready
But I digress.
[2003-08-30 23:09:11]

But I digress.

bettyalready
I would like to say I used to have a life.....
[2003-08-30 23:10:31]

I would like to say I used to have a life.....

bettyalready
While you went out for pizza and beer, did you get the porn to? Or are you saving that for tomorrow's service?
[2003-08-30 23:12:34]

While you went out for pizza and beer, did you get the porn to? Or are you saving that for tomorrow's service?

bettyalready
The other day I accidently flashed my chest to my neighbors. The pull curtain went up at the most inopportune time. I'm sure it scared them more than anything..HEY, remember that scene in There's Something About Mary where the dude is thinking he's about to look at MARY's breasts and he accidently gets that old woman in his binoculars. Yeah.
[2003-08-30 23:15:39]

The other day I accidently flashed my chest to my neighbors. The pull curtain went up at the most inopportune time. I'm sure it scared them more than anything..HEY, remember that scene in There's Something About Mary where the dude is thinking he's about to look at MARY's breasts and he accidently gets that old woman in his binoculars. Yeah.

bettyalready
Word.
[2003-08-30 23:23:13]

Word.

bettyalready
FecalBoo is in her window again.
[2003-08-30 23:25:07]

FecalBoo is in her window again.

shesha-ma
man that entry hurts. I like my foodstamps, dont knock em. I also like being a democrat. I once saw a jesus dildo. That made me laugh. Have you ever seen the excorcist? If you have, then the jesus dildo will be even funnier. My friend's little brother used to go around his small midwestern town 'ghetto-fying' cars. It commonly included catsup, mustard, and other tasty spreadables. I had him do it to a car of a guy that owed me money. the shithead. I lent him money to get his car untowed, and he ran away, and now I cant find him. If you ever come across anyone name kyle smith, hit him with your car. sorry to end it like this, but I enjoyed the comments more than the entry. ta
[2003-08-31 03:45:17]

man that entry hurts. I like my foodstamps, dont knock em. I also like being a democrat. I once saw a jesus dildo. That made me laugh. Have you ever seen the excorcist? If you have, then the jesus dildo will be even funnier. My friend's little brother used to go around his small midwestern town 'ghetto-fying' cars. It commonly included catsup, mustard, and other tasty spreadables. I had him do it to a car of a guy that owed me money. the shithead. I lent him money to get his car untowed, and he ran away, and now I cant find him. If you ever come across anyone name kyle smith, hit him with your car. sorry to end it like this, but I enjoyed the comments more than the entry. ta

shesha-ma
man that entry hurts. I like my foodstamps, dont knock em. I also like being a democrat. I once saw a jesus dildo. That made me laugh. Have you ever seen the excorcist? If you have, then the jesus dildo will be even funnier. My friend's little brother used to go around his small midwestern town 'ghetto-fying' cars. It commonly included catsup, mustard, and other tasty spreadables. I had him do it to a car of a guy that owed me money. the shithead. I lent him money to get his car untowed, and he ran away, and now I cant find him. If you ever come across anyone name kyle smith, hit him with your car. sorry to end it like this, but I enjoyed the comments more than the entry. ta
[2003-08-31 03:45:20]

man that entry hurts. I like my foodstamps, dont knock em. I also like being a democrat. I once saw a jesus dildo. That made me laugh. Have you ever seen the excorcist? If you have, then the jesus dildo will be even funnier. My friend's little brother used to go around his small midwestern town 'ghetto-fying' cars. It commonly included catsup, mustard, and other tasty spreadables. I had him do it to a car of a guy that owed me money. the shithead. I lent him money to get his car untowed, and he ran away, and now I cant find him. If you ever come across anyone name kyle smith, hit him with your car. sorry to end it like this, but I enjoyed the comments more than the entry. ta

Emily
This is Emily, who's car was broken into while residing at the church parking lot in "Hard-hittin' New Britain." Chris forget to mention that the people who relieved me of the burdensome load of a six-pack of Propel Fitness Water were kind enough to leave one behind for me. You know, I had been thinking of redecorating my car anyways... who needs a plain boring back window? I think a hip and trendy Hefty bag attached with masking tape is much more appropos to my hip and trendy style. Thanks, thugs, couldn't have done it without your help! We should do this kind of "Trading Spaces" more often!
[2003-08-31 12:11:54]

This is Emily, who's car was broken into while residing at the church parking lot in "Hard-hittin' New Britain." Chris forget to mention that the people who relieved me of the burdensome load of a six-pack of Propel Fitness Water were kind enough to leave one behind for me. You know, I had been thinking of redecorating my car anyways... who needs a plain boring back window? I think a hip and trendy Hefty bag attached with masking tape is much more appropos to my hip and trendy style. Thanks, thugs, couldn't have done it without your help! We should do this kind of "Trading Spaces" more often!

katie d
Dude, I was totally with you until you hit that slanderous bit at the end. Do I annoy the hell out of you that much? Sorry about your car; I've had the joy myself, and it really pisses you off. kd
[2003-08-31 16:18:16]

Dude, I was totally with you until you hit that slanderous bit at the end. Do I annoy the hell out of you that much? Sorry about your car; I've had the joy myself, and it really pisses you off. kd

Suburban Island
Thanks for your kinds notes about my journal and banners. You are an amazing diarist and always make me laugh. Even your notes to me always make me smile and I am very grateful for each one of them! You are funny and kind - very cool. Sorry about our car though - although it did resulting in a howlingly funny entry in your diary. Good use of your angst!
[2003-08-31 22:21:51]

Thanks for your kinds notes about my journal and banners. You are an amazing diarist and always make me laugh. Even your notes to me always make me smile and I am very grateful for each one of them! You are funny and kind - very cool. Sorry about our car though - although it did resulting in a howlingly funny entry in your diary. Good use of your angst!

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